Gerardism

Gerardism is a monotheistic religion founded in 2021 G.I Gerard Time based on the teachinas of their god "Gerard The Dick Slug”. Its adherents, known as Gerardists, make up a small percent of
exconenually by the year 2023. Gerardism is belief that Gerard is the only god, whose is going to come down from Gerartha and take all of his followers to paradise.

You can summon Gerard by placing each of the astronavigaors around a picture of gerard (we currently own 2 astronavigators ) once you have places them in a circle you need to put the designated shapes inside the astronavigator then chant the gerard mantra

“Gerard is all that is holy.
Gerard will take us to the motherland.
Gerard we sacrifice ourselves to you.
Gerard the all Mighty take us now.”

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by Gerardism follower July 26, 2022

Gerard

A man of Filipino descent who enjoys getting all the b*tches and yields a wooden poo spoon to battle.

He additionally enjoys flinging poo water.

Stefan: Have you seen Gerard today? He's immaculately dressed and beat a dude with wooden spoon.
Erick: Yeah, that's his poo spoon.

by NotAShithead July 28, 2022

gerald

old guy, massive penis, swings that thing around like the blades on a helicopter. don't let the enormous penis fool you ladies, this man loves dick, Gerald is so gay, pipes his booty till he cries with 4 big guys

"brooooo, you heard about Gerald yet homie, yeah the gay, he piped my booty till I cried."

by lilgoose321 July 30, 2022

geraint

an interesting welsh man who loves anything to do with potatoes or red wine. this is evident by his pot belly AKA "puppy fat". he likes to tell wild outlandish stories about riding goats and seeing UFOs. has suspected ADD and ADHD and has a degree in double handling.

I told you dont put that there, (in strong welsh accent) well you didnt tell me that, leve me alone im being a geraint

by a concerned granchild August 6, 2022

Geranize

The act of always being able to find the bright side of anything or any situation, even when no one else can find one.

War is horrible, don’t try to geranize war, there is no bright side.

by Pcdawg August 21, 2022

Gerald

My daddy. He birthed me from his belly.

I love you Gerald.

by Lon McDean December 21, 2022

gerardway

TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I WILL FALL FOR U UVERRR EGAINNNN

I LOVE GERARDWAY

by S4nr10Cuti3 December 30, 2022