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shit a gold brick

phr. Southernism, used primarily as an exclamation of horror, shock, frustration, outrage, pain or some mix therein. It’s similar to shit a brick, but it’s more creative. It also happens to be one of my grandmothers favourite phrases. Most likely to be uttered if one of the following occurred:
1. Some moron pulled out in front of you on the road.
2. Someone did something extraordinarily stupid.
3. Something broke.
4. A piece is missing from whatever you are trying to assemble.
5. Someone ran into the sliding glass door again.
6. Someone left Legos on the floor.
7. The dog crapped in the house.
8. Your parents caught you sneaking back in at four in the morning.
Jeff: "Shit a gold brick! I shot my self in the foot again!
Jack: "That makes time number three this week, dumbass."
by Dr. Strangehat December 9, 2008
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White Gold

Damn, Melissa is shaking some white gold back there.
by Pacific Rimshot October 8, 2009
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Friendship goals

Usually two people that are inseparable, tolerate each other's crazy lives, deal with their emotions whether happy or sad, would go to the ends of the earth to make sure their friend is happy, and other people are usually jealous of their unbreakable bond
Those girls are friendship goals because they can always count on each other no matter what.
by Saaaaavvvvvvv July 11, 2015
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purestrain gold

Gold is not "unreactive". There are a variety of gold compounds: Au(CN)2, AuCl, AuCl3, HAuCl4, and many other more complex ones.

In addition, there are eighteen gold radioisotopes, so the amount of gold in the universe is decreasing as they decay.

In addition, not all of the gold on earth has been discovered, much less the whole universe. We also don't know how much the ultimate amount might be, so the amount of gold in known existence is not stable.

Regardless, the use of gold simply because of its relative stability of existence is ridiculous. While you might not be able to change its amount, you can still alter the amount of purchasing power it commands by altering the amount of purchasing power available.

Gold standard promoters claim that all fiat currencies have failed. There are very few countries in the world that don't have fiat currencies, and their currencies have not failed, making the claim prima facie false.

Please do your own research into the matter.
Ron Paul's claim that the US should go back to the gold standard, using so-called "purestrain gold", is ludicrous.
by Ron Paul is a nutcase June 20, 2008
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solid gold

a dirty, grimy strip bar/"gentlemen's club" on the Burlington/Aldershot (Ontario) outskirts. It has shitty looking motel rooms connected to the main complex which in my opinion, eliminates the possibility that the "dancers" are not in fact also hookers.
"Losers around here go to Solid Gold on their 19th birthdays"
by tizzle August 10, 2004
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Gold d's

I got some gold d's on my candy impala
by Scweitz October 6, 2003
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Puerto Rican Field Goal

When you are taking a number 2. And someone is doing the same thing on your lap in between your legs.
Hurry up I have to shit too, or unlock the door and we can puerto rican field goal it up
by Bobby April 11, 2005
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