Van Gogh'ing

To cut off your partner's ear only to gain the ability to stick your penis in the hole which used to be their ear

"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EAR?!?" "Oh.. well my boyfriend was Van Gogh'ing me last night"

OR

Her brain must be full of semen since I just Van Gogh'ed her

by LatinKing293 January 31, 2010

Mexican Eye Goggles

Hanging your nuts in the eye sockets of your best girl while she lays on her back, causing her to experience a testicular eclipse.

When I gave Sue the Mexican Eye Goggles she thought the power went out!

by Hoz-B November 22, 2007

Beard Goggles

When you see a man with a beard, and you automatically think that person is awesome, funny, chill, or just an overall cool dude just because he has a beard.

- "Aww dude, look at that guy's beard! I bet that guy is awesome."

- "Na dude, that guys a convicted sex offender, you've got beard goggles on."

by jackapoe March 31, 2010

jizz goggles

goggles used to protect the eyes while a giant load is blown on the face.

She used the jizz goggles to shield her eyes from flying semen.

by Slash September 16, 2003

Arabian Sand Goggles

Placing ones testicles over the eye-lids of another.

Ian proceeded to shade the sun from Jason's eyes by giving him the Arabian sand Goggles

by Ian March 11, 2004

Egyptian Eye Goggles

When a man squats over a sleeping person and allows his testicles to sag down to gently lay on top of the closed eyes of said person.

*Person 1* " HA, Barb sure had a nice pair of Egyptian Eye Goggles on last night."

*Person * "Haha yeah bro, Trent gave her eyelids rug burn with those hairy things.

by bigoldfatguy January 3, 2012

Gogan

Petty, chain smoking, wannabe Goths that hang out in "The Chase", outside a surf store. Often very smelly and highly stingy, most are simply centre-link bludging idiots.
Also Perth's largest gang.

"Fuck I can smell those god-damn gogans from here"
"You are a fucking gogan"

by Sexual Fiend September 17, 2005