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gilded tongue

n.
1. the quality of having a mastery over language; grandiloquence
2. the ability to manipulate others through use of language
Thomas's ability to talk himself out of tricky situations has earned him a reputation for having a gilded tongue.
by dtfm December 9, 2007
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Giles Cooke

A person (only just) who bears a resmemblance to a pig, who also says stupid things, which embarrass him and those around him. They are also the type of person, who thinks that without his ugliness/spots, all members of the opposite sex would be swarming around them.The term can also be used to describe people who have had a very embarrassing and socially threatening sexual mishap/cock-up
"That indian resturant is pricey...but cheap"
"What do you call people that have no parents"
"The sky looks low tonight"
"I dont know how to tuck in my shirt"
"If i didnt have spots, all the women would want me"
(after missing a blatent scoring oppurtunity)"I forgot to shoot!"
"I tried to screw her, with a flop on"


All these quotes are from the original and only Giles Laurence Cooke. Any quotes like this used in the same sort of context, constitutes the quotee to be a "Giles Cooke"
by Nic Cooper Inc. October 25, 2008
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Gillian

Let's go to McDonald's! Gillian will probably be there.
by ithinkimboutasteeaaaallll September 13, 2019
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duty gillespie

a varation of the rusty trombone where while the girl is giving the rim job said male farts in her mouth puffing her cheeks out like dizzy gillespie
tammy gave timmy the duty gillespie
by alpha25 August 22, 2006
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Nice Gilby

Used as an expression during any duration of awkwardness that exposes one to an uncomfortable situation
by Anonymous_Swag November 23, 2011
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shit_on_a_blog_gilligan

Someone that goes to a blog, replys with something that has nothing to do with the blog itself. So you basically wasted your time reading the entire reply thinking theres a point to the subject.
Damn shit_on_a_blog_gilligans. Everyone that has replied to this blog pretty demonstrated they have only the vaguest of an idea on how this shit really fucking works.
by MrMantastic ::AIM July 9, 2007
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gilan

1. a type of lasagna that suits white pants very well
2. a type of panther that likes to eat bread and diet coke
3. a girl who goes to sage hill and i vant to push heeerr ooffff zeeee rawf
4. a person who likes to bongie fonger
1. I got gilan all over my new white pants!
2. crikey! look at how much that gilan likes to eat those wild bagels!
3. ohh there goes gilan off the roof!
4. gilan! not in front of the muffins!
by loverbuns November 20, 2003
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