Google Pretend

The act of googling something previously unknown or not yet understood & acting as if one knew all along.

Sally texts: "Banana peppers are amazing"
Joe Googles "Banana peppers"
Joe texts: "Yes I love them also :)" <-- Google Pretend

by siforek May 17, 2012

google history

Your browsed porn collections, often used as a joke.

I deleted my google history so my mom won’t know.

by Description Dictionary November 2, 2017

Google feud

A Family feud parody where you need to think what people searched and clear the board.
But trust me.
You'll never clear the board.

"Do fish ever Google FUCKING Feud!"
-Kubz Scouts (Playing google feud)

by Omega-Shon-Jon December 4, 2021

google-brained

A person who doesn't try to remember anything that they can look up on Google.

1st guy: Man, we watched a great show last night about a town that is trying to survive after a nuclear attack.
2nd guy: What's the show called?
1st guy: I'm google-brained man. I'll have to look it up.

by GritCityGuy March 10, 2008

re-google

I googled it once, and later I googled it again. Who needs bookmarks anymore?

I re-Googled and came up with the same links, so they are still the leading hits for my search.

by MotorHead.Dude December 2, 2013

google-miliate

To utterly humiliate another through the expert art of google-fu

You were so right. You totally google-miliated me.

by oogoom May 1, 2009

Google-juked

When you search for something and the split second before you tap the result you want, it changes to something completely different, taking you in an undesired direction.

I tried searching for "North Korean nukes," but got Google-juked to "North Korean nudes."

by bango_15 July 20, 2018