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gary

Vegan cheese.

Back in 2016 a woman on twitter had a big rant about how vegans should't call a plant based substitue for cheese vegan cheese, because in her opinion it is not cheese. It went viral and vegans all over the world started using the word as a joke. Everyone thought the rant was hillarious. Even companies that make vegan cheese, posted pictures of their product with the changed name.

Since then there were some serious considerations and petitions over the world to prohibit "dairy" names for vegan products, the biggest attempt being "The Dairy Ban" in the European parliament of 2020 highly pushed by the dairy industry. In 2021 the ban failed and there was no prohibition. This is why new vegans are less and less familliar with gary, but it should be written in history as something original and fun among the struggles of emerging vegan movement.
"IT'S NOT CHEESE IT'S GARY!"

*bunch of vegans posing for a group photo* "Say garyyyyyyyyy!"

"I made my first batch of cultured gary, wanna come over and try it?"
by CharlieTheCarp August 18, 2022
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Gary Paxton

Used to describe awesome moments
He really made that throw it was proper Gary Paxton.
by Jefe El October 10, 2017
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Gary

Male Karen. Middle aged man, more often than not a white middle- to upper-class cisgender straight male, makes supposed solutions to his problems an inconvenience for others either directly or indirectly. Often mansplains, drives aggressively, is given to fits of rage and swearing. Subset is highly passive aggressive and pouty. Often narcissistic and oblivious. Interrupts and talks over people. Is a terrible listener. Ruminates and catastrophizes. Blatantly cuts in line, even in front of the elderly or disabled. Takes parking stalls which others are already signally for. Notoriously bad driver at all-way stops and traffic circles.

Example:
Gary drowns out the moderate noise of the traffic outside his apartment unit by blasting his stereo at full volume thus actually increasing the noise and disturbing his neighbors. When asked by the neighbor below him if could turn it down a bit he mansplains his logic in which he believes "it will annoy the drivers outside and they will drive more quietly". When the neighbor tries to convince him that that is illogical, counterproductive, and then politely suggests that his behavior is problematic he calls them "stupid cunt" and tells them to "fuck off"! He then slams his door in her face.
Look: that fucking Gary has at least 30 grocery items at the express check-out lane. Hey! Go fuck yourself Gary!!
by kitschyster September 9, 2021
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gary

pornstar life be like I suck and fuck all these niggas around I snort cocaine of someone ass
omg Gary is such a good porn star
by yeetboi2223 September 6, 2019
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gary god love

I love that big black crank in my bum said gary god love
by dickman123456789 October 31, 2022
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Gary

Gary’s are peacemakers and diplomats. They have the solution to every problem, and will encourage people to chat and solve their problems. Even if drama is drawn to them, they will never let it get them down and just get on with it. Gary’s are strong and you should be proud to have one in your life because they will be there for you and save you. Gary’s are funny and will always make you smile and brighten your day. They work hard for people and you should always be grateful instead of taking them for granted.
Gary’s are so romantic and loveable!
by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021
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Gary

A trojan who hands out peas and carrots to little kids
Marcie: Did that kid Gary just pass by over here?

Luthor: Yeah and he’s passing out peas and carrots over by the stable

Marcie: How’s that for a first class field trip? He can pass onions and potatas

Luthor: And eggplant and pumpkin!
by Horsea for the party November 14, 2023
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