Fucking the Monkey

To take control of a situation in an assertive way

So an executive walks into an office filled with his subordinates who are screwing around. He asks "who the hell is fucking the monkey in here?"

by Lord Chesterfield January 21, 2009

Fuckingly

With the intensity of wild sex

Dude, i fuckingly had your mom last night.

by weirdashell April 21, 2010

I'm Fucking Stupid

When you make a mistake, and don't realize it till it's already over.

Wow, I'm fucking stupid. I should of listened to them.

by LilyFlowerWolf November 27, 2017

fucking station

an orgy where boys line up in one line and girls line up in another. They fuck eachother for five minutes and then rotate clockwise so you meet a different person and fuck them. AWESOME STUFF. When doing it, people normally should use a comdom. If you want to be tough, use no condom.

i invited people over to my house and setup fucking stations.

by mike dick May 24, 2007

Fuckingdammit!

A phrase used to signify extreme anger and frustration. So much that neither fuck or damn it alone can cover.

Fuckingdammit, Janae, fuckingdammit! Why didn't you get laid last night?

by Zinniakhan May 22, 2008

Fuckin' Phil

The phrase uttered in many fast food outlets when something goes miserably wrong, regardless of whether anyone called Phil actually works there. However, due to the fact that it is a common name, chances are you will always have a Phil to blame it on!

Martin: Who dropped all this shit on the floor?
Steve (loudly): Fuckin' Phil!!!

by King of 64 May 27, 2008

fuckingly niced

This word combination is used to discribe something that is overwhelmingly awesome.

Gaby asks Gandalf: "how was your paté last night?" and Gandalf answers: "It was fuckingly niced!"

by Gabbsternater April 23, 2009