Floater

1)A large peice of poop which floats at the top of your toilet like an oil tanker.
2)When you hit or throw any type of ball and it stays in the air for a long peeriod of time.

1)I just made a huge floater in your can
2)Wow did you see that floater Vinny threw?
Ya damn that was nice.

by Donkeyman May 12, 2008

Floater

1. (adj.) One who follows the musical works of The Young Cheefer Pachino

2. (noun) A Joint filled with top notch marijuana

1. Johnson: "Yo' are you a floater?"

Pete: "Hell yeah bro I fucks with Pachino hard."

2. Johnson: "I'm about to roll this floater real quick and blast some Pachino. You wit' it?"

Pete: "You already bro!"

by Pachino fan :) July 9, 2010

Whatever floats your waterlogged boat.

Used instead of whatever floats your waterlogged goat, whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, etc etc.
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!

Jeorne: Yeah, I wanna kill some australian maps.
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...

by come along pond November 26, 2011

Coke Float

Getting a massive black guy to penetrate a vagina (so that it is loose enough to eat cereal out of it) and get a bunch of other guys to circle jerk around her and ejaculate into her loosened vajayjay to the point it overflows.

A bunch of my friends and i saw a dead cat last night and decided to give it a coke float.

by Mysterybum December 29, 2007

Tinsley Flit

Rhyming slang. The act of disappearing to the toilet without notice or warning.

-Where's Austin gone?

-Not sure - I haven't seen him for twenty minutes. Bet he's done a Tinsley Flit

by Noisybast July 6, 2010

Floater

floater's are the items off food that someone has left when taking a drink out of the bottle.

How left the floater's in the bottle?

by andersjp April 5, 2004

Floating Doughnut

Pooping while taking a bath; while bathing in bathtub pooping;

Last night I was giving my son a bath when unleashed a floating doughnut.

by Jared Ford April 21, 2008