A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.
Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.
Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.
by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023
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I ended up Eskimo felching this girl while we were making out last night and I can still totally taste it.
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A fart felch is a rancid, smelly fart generated after a felching session when the said rodent dies due to pronlonged anal cavity ingestion.
guy's done a fart felch and it fooking stinks. Smells like you got a dead rat up your shit chute, that's defo a real tangy fart felch
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Chino : Did you hear about Marty?
Noah barnfart : Nah why?
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Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey
by landon haas May 21, 2024
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"I thought it was going an everyday sort of felch... but then he hit it with some key board cleaner and gave me a carbonated felching."//
by Ol'Man Johnson March 20, 2025
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often quite filthy
come from the term for santa claus old st nick
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come from the term for santa claus old st nick
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Comes from the term for santa old st filth
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Comes from the term for santa old st filth
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