fencing

A sport where you fall on your butt a lot off a big red wall. If you can get over this wall then you are classified as one of the 'cool list' or 'a list fencers.'

This is a REAL SPORT, no matter what people says.
Pirates like Johnny Depp CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
You have to do conditioning...
Ex. suicides, candlesticks jump highs, sit ups, push ups, lunges..
You have to have muscles...
You have to be fast...fast reflexes
and be weird and/or foreign.

And tall.

GINORMOUS!
like a GIANT!

Also, you cannot slack off or you'll get hit by a wrench.

FENCING.
F-Freaks Future ballet dancers
E-Extreme Excersize
N-Nifty Knickers
C-Cool Socks
I-Ignoring Newbies
N-No Normal People Allowed
G-Good Reflexes

Guy 1- Hey, my parents are making me join fencing!
Girl 1- That's awesome! You get those cool socks!
Guy 1- Yeah but i have to move to England!
Girl 1- HARDCORE! I'm going there for my honeymoon!

by fencingfencingfreaks January 19, 2008

fancy

a word used as a reaction to something. It can be either positively or negatively expressed. In fact, it can be used in reaction to almost anything at all.

Darlene says, "I'm so in love with Tommy."
You reply, "Fancy!"

Brenda says, "Why can't I find a lesbian who sees me for who I am?"
You reply, "Fancy!"

Jacquanda says, "O-M-G! Look at dis amazing hair piece I just bought..."
You reply, "Fancy!"

by Daniel of New York April 24, 2008

Fencing

VERB

A term given to the act of a Fencer
a person/people engaged in Male homosexual behavior in which the two gentlemen are using their male parts as swords

in sexual battle against each other with very arousing results.

See--Fencer NOUN

I saw two guys fencing in the park this afternoon

by MrSmarts1986 November 24, 2010

fence

A fence is what you take when someone suggests that you obtained goods illegally.

Don't take a fence, but did you really pay fifteen hundred quid for an Yves St Laurent suit that doesn't fit?

by Urban-Joe November 7, 2012

jump a fence

to smoke weed or a spliff

"you been jumpin' fences again?"

by Headless Chicken June 8, 2005

fancy sauce

A glorious, fantastic and basically orgasmic combination of ranch dressing, barbecue sauce, and hot sauce all mixed together in approximately the same ratios. Variations of this fancy sauce include creamy (more ranch) and robust (more barbecue and hot sauces). May be added in any order, but must be stirred carefully for optimal mixing and uniform consistency and taste.

"Ketchup is so boring anymore, what else can I dip my fries in?" "Why don't you try fancy sauce?"

by steelpanwizard November 8, 2011

fench

a mixture of fetch and hench together, to create a beautiful word. ;D

"LOOK AT THAT GUY"
"yeah ! hes well fench"

by amypoppysexyyyyyy March 5, 2009