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fail

Formerly used to describe the situation of not achieving the desired result in an undertaking considered to be somewhat important or monumental. In the context of performance in regards to the completion of a a test: to achieve a sub-par result, usually less than 70%.

Currently used by mindless sheep to commemorate the lack of desired intention, especially in regards to the most inconsequential of actions. No longer applies in the context of not passing a test (due to educational standards being so low that achievement of less than 70% is essentially impossible if one is not retarded).

One of the twenty words used in the "new" English language that is comprised completely of buzzwords.
Future Intellectual #1: (drops piece of paper)
Future Intellectual #2: Fail
Future Intellectual #1: Random!
by Liter-rat September 17, 2012
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failed tampon

A tampon that you think you've pushed all the way in so it stays in your vagina but actually you pull the applicator out and its still there.. mocking you.. covered in blood. Ew ew ew ew ew!
That was such a failed tampon. Fucking dud tampon, now I need a new one! What a waste of money...
by That was such a fail tampon. February 1, 2015
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Burrito Fail

The act of repeatedly failing at the same task multiple times. Must be at least 3 failed attempts, before it can be considered a burrito fail

an epic burrito fail is epically failing at the same task multiple times

most commonly takes place during gaming

co-authors Biggest Gunns & xXCrawfordXx
BoB401 tried to rush turret and dies,
BoB401 tries again in same way dies again,
Bob401 tries third time and dies
xXCrawfordXx: "Stop burrito failing dude!"
by Biggest Gunns March 30, 2009
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Epic Fail

When you do something wrong soo badly, you fail it COMPLETELY.
"Did you see Randy trying to put that radio in his car?"
"That was an Epic FAIL!"
by Laura OBrien November 27, 2009
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Face Fail

when facebook is updating their framework and doesn't work well, or at all.
Me: "Wtf?! Facebook keeps on telling me I don't have permission to talk to my sister"

You: "Face fail"
by Huminah Huminah October 23, 2009
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curb fail

when you jump and almost curb stomp yourself. The biggest fail known to man.It occurs when someone is being stupid.
"Dude! did you hear that your little bro curb failed?"

"OMG no"

"He was jumping on a bed and curb failed"
by The dude doin your mom January 26, 2010
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Fergie Fail

To fail so bad that you make yourself look like a complete ass/retard in front of a group of people.
Girl 1: Lol, I'm a Grammer Nazi!
Girl 2: Don't you mean "Grammar Nazi"?
Boy 1: Man, you just pulled a Fergie Fail, nice one.
by What, what? March 7, 2011
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