Cock-faced

The condition of bieng so drunk that when trying to explain your drunkenness you mix up the word cocked and shitfaced hence the word...

Tyler said this, "dude i love you this is awesome im so cock-faced right now..."

by Beautifuk yeahhh June 14, 2010

Grant faced

To be frozen with a odd, amusing or disgusting face in a freeze frame, photograph or screen shot.

Arises from Grant Wilson's (of Ghost Hunters fame) inability to take a good photograph or be photogenic in any way shape or form.

Oh no, delete that photo I've been grant faced

by pumpie2 October 21, 2010

Nuts-Faced

A common term used by fanatics of NCAA Football describing a severe instance of being out-schemed, or getting shit on by a Grand Scheme offense, usually in a shotgun set. Named so for the action of "Nuts to the Face" oft practiced by such football fanatics.

*Player 1 runs the passing play 4 verticals with Oregon's offense, passes to his X receiver, and completes for a 55 yd. touchdown*
Player 2, the defender, shakes his head in shame.

Observer--"Damn you just got nuts-faced son!"

Alternative Use--Nuts..........Face. (Rinse and Repeat)

by Rambler4B November 25, 2010

3DS faced

The result of ones face after playing Nintendo's 3DS for long periods of time. The eyes tend to squint and vision is blurred causing the whole face to pucker in pain. Usually accompanied by a head ache.

First used by Kevin Pereira on G4TV on 3/23/2011.

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to your face? You look like you have been sucking on lemons.
Guy 2: I had nothing to do so I got 3DS faced.

by TheSkinman April 14, 2011

shit faced

Getting wasted and having a hangover the next morning.

Last night I got shit faced and this morning I have a hangover.

by mexicain taco May 30, 2014

Two faced bigot

One who supports building a wall on the southern border yet celebrates cinco de mayo

You're a two faced bigot

by Sugarcoatnothing May 7, 2017

Faced

An insult of the worst nature. When you have been faced, you have been shown up or otherwise publicly embarassed. You may also receive a body gesture in which the person who has faced you pushes their open hand through space toward your face while moving their head and upper torso forward insultingly.

I told him that his mother was a whore. He was taken aback, and before he could say anything I pressed my advantage, loudly yelling 'Faced!'

by Homsar96 July 21, 2008