The start of a non-traditional work weekend that usually takes place mid-week. Most frequently the result of working a sub-par job that refuses to give actual weekends off.
John - "Hell yeah man it's my Faux Friday! You want to party tonight!?"
Scott - "No moron, tomorrow is Wednesday, I have to work. Get a real job."
Scott - "No moron, tomorrow is Wednesday, I have to work. Get a real job."
by RedShift Rider October 8, 2012

That one day of the week when everyone celebrates and honours the wonder that is bi-sexuality.
It is a chance for everyone to release thier inner self.
A time for experimentation and freedom and true equality among sexes.
Bi-fridays also accomadate threesomes or foursomes or huuuge group orgies.
It is a chance for everyone to release thier inner self.
A time for experimentation and freedom and true equality among sexes.
Bi-fridays also accomadate threesomes or foursomes or huuuge group orgies.
Person 1: "On bi-friday i kissed this girl and guy at the same time...it was epic."
Person 2: " wow i wish i had known about bi-friday. it sounds so raucus."
Person 2: " wow i wish i had known about bi-friday. it sounds so raucus."
by THREESOME 123 August 26, 2011

1 When you wake up at 7am and need to get down to the bus stop. Then you see your friends in a convertible and are faced with the choice of kickin in the front seat or sitting in the back seat.
2 The act of forgetting the days before and after Friday.
2 The act of forgetting the days before and after Friday.
1 Rebecca: Which seat can i take?
Person: she has friday confusion
2 Rebecca: yesterday was Thursday. today it is Friday. tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterward.
Person: We all know you are a confused child.
Person: she has friday confusion
2 Rebecca: yesterday was Thursday. today it is Friday. tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterward.
Person: We all know you are a confused child.
by livilessthen3 April 16, 2011

Fonky Monky Friday is a holiday that comes every week. It has a spiritual power that boosts one's happiness for a day at least. It can bring any people of different backgrounds or beliefs together to spread love.
by K1ts October 30, 2020

The package Sony has provided to US customers on black friday 2013 for the release of their Playstation 4. It includes four controllers, a map of Japan, a hundred dollar rebate, and, allows you to automatically pre-order for Metal Gear Solid V.
What's going to be the big item everyone goes for this Black Friday? It just might be the PlayStation 4. Sony has just announced they offering a special Black Friday bundle, called the "Brack Friday Bunduru".
by sirbutters November 22, 2013

A tradition started by those rebelling against business casual friday. Bad-ass business suits and dark shades are preferred, but anything dressier than your Monday-Thursday apparel will work. Bonus points if you can take your dog for a run while wearing your fancy pants.
The Llama - "What's the suit for? Do you have an interview today?"
Me – "Nah, man. It's just Fancy Pants Friday!"
Adrian – "Hells yeah, FPF, baby."
Me – "Nah, man. It's just Fancy Pants Friday!"
Adrian – "Hells yeah, FPF, baby."
by Grandpa Fancy Pants August 23, 2005

Adam: have you seen Friday Night Dinner?
Johnny: yes.
Jackie: yes.
Jim: Wilson watched it!
Martin: what did you say?
Johnny: yes.
Jackie: yes.
Jim: Wilson watched it!
Martin: what did you say?
by TopShaggerMemeulous July 15, 2019
