emergencheese

The cheese you use to feed a toddler or a dog medication that they will not take otherwise

Husband- Honey did you give the dog her thyroid medicine and the baby her allergy pill?

Wife - I tried but neither one of them would take it.

Husband - Did you try the emergencheese?

Wife- I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius

by NickyLags May 15, 2014

Emergency socks

That pair of old socks on your dresser you only put on when you're in a hurry and can't spare the time to find another pair.

Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.

Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.

Bro 1: Nice~.

by Mathlete007 August 30, 2015

emergency apple

the apple you keep with you at all times in case you get low

man im really hungry

here have an emergency apple in my backpack

by dankmemer27 March 29, 2016

Emergenseed

Premature ejaculant. The goo left behind by a male who became overly excited during sexual activity.

"All I did was touch Brian's leg and he filled his pants with emergenseed. Pathetic."

by BConnelly84 August 5, 2016

Emerald Dreams

The Balance of Sleep and absolute bliss. Absolute happiness through ones mind

I Want you to sleep in Emerald Dreams

She sleeps in emerald dreams

by Flamesd August 24, 2016

emeruz

A black Tuber, not only on YouTube but also on other Tubes *Lenny Face*

Youtube: emeruz

I Fucked the stripper Emeruz

by isukkok4moni November 22, 2016

Emergency pizza outfit

Emergency pizza outfit is a socially acceptable looking set of clothes that pizza pros put on after ordering pizza online. The emergency outfit usually stays hidden under a comfy, stretched and obviously dirty sweater that gets thrown on a floor in panic upon hearing a doorbell by the pizza pro.

In an effort not to look like a complete flat troll, one can complement the emergency pizza outfit with a crazy, upside down head shake to make one's hair not look so blaaah.

Gurl, I'm so on point today. I even put on my emergency pizza outfit, so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a freaking flat troll.

by peanutbuttermothernutter December 7, 2016