Panic Diet

The only food options available at the grocery store after mass crowds have cleared shelves amidst COVID-19 pandemic.

Guy1: You been keeping your macros diversified since Coronavirus, bruh?
Guy2: Nah bruh. All I got these days to eat is wheat germ, anchovies and tampons. It’s the Panic Diet.
Guy1: Ouch, that’s painful bruh.

by Amishdong28 March 22, 2020

Diet roach

A person who never wants to finish the blunt and when they do they keep it to create another blunt later

“Jack is such a diet roach”

Maya is a diet roach she loves saving them and reusing them

by Feliciaglams July 21, 2020

diet water

some stupid meme that makes no sense

this is the stupidest meme
whats the meme
"diet water"
oh wow thats stupid

by man im dead August 24, 2020

candylope diet

A weight-loss regiment where da only exercise ya get is to amble down da street to da sweets-shop.

Garfield finds health-foods to be intolerable, so da only weight-loss regimen he'd be able to stand would be da candylope diet.

by QuacksO September 19, 2020

Clinton diet

Used to describe a person from a small town in Indiana that is on meth

Look at that houser dude he has lost a lot of weight he must be on the clinton diet

by Thomass7784r September 19, 2020

Post-ratchet diet

What you eat after being a fuckin ratchet

After a night on the town--being drunk bitches and clubbing-- A and B find themselves hongry.

A: Fuuuuuck, some animal-style fries at In-n-Out sound soooo good right now.
B: Yee! Post-ratchet diet!!

by Ivanizerrr November 27, 2012

Chuck Adkins Diet

After eating, using vomit inducing substances so that you don't have to use your fingers.

Can be used as a prank, or mainly by Bulimics who don't like poking their throats to puke.

"Chuck" comes from "Upchuck", to throw up.

Have you seen donna? I heard she is on the chuck adkins diet.
Makes her body look TIGHT.

"What is the Chuck adkins diet? It's like the Atkins diet, except all calories in, all calories out, you get me?"

by 1bob February 10, 2012