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Chocolate Diamond 

A shit that feels like it will never come out, but after pushing with all your might, you finally feel it come out, expecting it to be gigantic. However, upon looking at it, you are surprised to see only a small pebble that is dwarfed by the size of your usual shits.
Woah, I just had a painful chocolate diamond, but after getting it out I was surprised by how small it was after I felt a light Poseidon's Kiss.
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dookie diamond 

A adornment for ones anus, who has been robbed from elasticity, from too much anal sex
I bought my dookie diamond after a long weekend in Palm Springs
dookie diamond by Crod2380 September 14, 2016

Skyler Diamond

A strong individual with their own sense of self. Eccentricity and intelligence held together with artistic flair. Loyal, independent, and strong willed. Hates drama, and being lied too.
Skyler Diamond by Thediamondscene December 19, 2016

tyler diamond 

Super cool guy when you get to know him. Seems kinda like a loser but isn't. Always makes everyone laugh even if it is at him.
That guy is such a Tyler Diamond. He seems like an annoying piece of shit but he's actually rly funny.
tyler diamond by Jako2019 August 24, 2017

lady diamond 

The logical extension of "lady wood"...because a diamond is harder than wood ...and the obvious relationship to the small hard jewel (the man in the boat) between a woman's legs.
She woke up with lady diamond having dreamed of him all night long
lady diamond by foodie52 October 22, 2017

Holy Diamond 

The Holy Diamond is a series of piercings which is all connected by 14 karot gold chains. The series starts at the ceptum, a small bar septum which goes to mid nostril on both sides. Then two chains from each side connect down to lower lip rings (yes this does make it hard to eat, but it’s a great weight loss program). From the lip rings it goes to the nips, then down from the nips it all connects and finishes up at the bellybutton
Zach: Did you see Paul’s Holy Diamond?

Daria: Yes! I can’t believe he actually got his nipples pierced for that!!

K-Diamond 

K-Diamonds is a term created by I-ARMYs (BTS international fans aka I-lovelies) to describe K-ARMYs (Korean ARMYs).
I have an ARMY friend who lives in Korea so I call her my K-Diamond.
K-Diamond by I-Lovely, I -ARMY March 20, 2018