Crying Jags 

When you can't stop crying for a long time no matter how hard you try.

My sister had the crying jags this morning, but there was nothing we could do except let her finish crying.

Crying Jags by iNachoz July 30, 2009

Crying inside 

When you are unable or unwilling to show those around you your true feeling of pain and sorrow

In Amsterdam, I became so high that I went to bed. My roommates in the hostel began to masterbate in the bunks next to me. Paralyzed with fear and too much marijuana, I was crying inside until they were finished.

Crying inside by Missa Audra August 26, 2016

Xbox Live Crybaby 

Someone who gets dickrided by everyone and when someone pisses him off, he will kick you for a day and tell the other dickriders not to invite you.

Anthony kicked me from the party cause I beat him in 2k13
What an Xbox live crybaby

Xbox Live Crybaby by giou123 June 19, 2013

crypto bro

A young man on twitter who is an absolute hype beast for crypto-currencies and makes long term predictions, often backed by memed and self-fulfilling financial charts.

crypto bro: Dudes buy $WAX it's going to moon tonight, +50% easily insert hamster on rocket gif

crypto bro by BitLord April 21, 2018

crybully 

someone who attempts to use pity, or tears, to persuade someone else into ganging up on someone, or allying with their point of view

Girlfriend: Mike is such an abusive boyfriend, has he always been like this (mikes sister)?
Sister: OMG MIKE WHY ARE YOU ABUSING YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU PIECE OF SHIT?!?!?
Mike: The fuck are you talking about sister? , all i did was tell her that i didnt want to hang out tonight.

Girlfriend: Operation Crybully is a success.

crybully by UrhkinUrJerkin April 4, 2016

Cryarrhea 

When you have diarrhea so bad your sphincter burns everytime you shit causing you to cry.

Tim was on the shitter all day with cryarrhea after he ate the chinese leftovers that sat out all night.

Cryarrhea by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

Crystel 

Crystel is a very powerful and kind girl but beware if you hurt her get ready for everyone to hate you, she is the definition of karma

Man:Hey what did you do to make CRYSTEL so mad? Ex friend: oh I ripped her bag. Man: welp gets ready for death

Crystel by Mari cheng September 29, 2020