crypto bro

A young man on twitter who is an absolute hype beast for crypto-currencies and makes long term predictions, often backed by memed and self-fulfilling financial charts.

crypto bro: Dudes buy $WAX it's going to moon tonight, +50% easily insert hamster on rocket gif

crypto bro by BitLord April 21, 2018

crybully 

someone who attempts to use pity, or tears, to persuade someone else into ganging up on someone, or allying with their point of view

Girlfriend: Mike is such an abusive boyfriend, has he always been like this (mikes sister)?
Sister: OMG MIKE WHY ARE YOU ABUSING YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU PIECE OF SHIT?!?!?
Mike: The fuck are you talking about sister? , all i did was tell her that i didnt want to hang out tonight.

Girlfriend: Operation Crybully is a success.

crybully by UrhkinUrJerkin April 4, 2016

Cryarrhea 

When you have diarrhea so bad your sphincter burns everytime you shit causing you to cry.

Tim was on the shitter all day with cryarrhea after he ate the chinese leftovers that sat out all night.

Cryarrhea by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

Crystel 

Crystel is a very powerful and kind girl but beware if you hurt her get ready for everyone to hate you, she is the definition of karma

Man:Hey what did you do to make CRYSTEL so mad? Ex friend: oh I ripped her bag. Man: welp gets ready for death

Crystel by Mari cheng September 29, 2020

Cryracial 

A whiny person of mixed race who can't stand being called out on their privilege. They have a tendency to resort to white girl tears Cryracials are self absorbed, entitled, and think they are experts on racial issues by simply being mixed. Cryracials also have a tendency to use minorites and minority status for personal gain but can care less about the actual group.

Emma (mixed race) resorted Cryracial antics when she got called out by Zara (fully black) for saying that her loosely curled hair was hard to do. Emma cried crocodile tears when Zara explained to her that she had no excuse for her hair to be looking like a hot mess.

Cryracial by KissTheDragon September 30, 2018

Crystal Falls 

Small town in northern Michigan, home to many hicks/rednecks, all people do there is drink beer and gossip about other people, town basically consists of bars churches and gas stations. "Yah", "Eh", "Er No", and "Don'tcha Know?" are commonly said things here.

I grew up in Crystal Falls, now all I do is drink and drive big trucks.

Crystal Falls by A former yooper. March 15, 2009

Crystalritical

When a person is high on methamphetamine and is criticality

Up for more then a day or two , and is having a bad trip and is feeling some type of way

Be coolThe way you say things to cole Look he is crystalritical . He is tripping thinking we throwing subliminals at him

Crystalritical by Yankee510 November 24, 2017