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Croat

Croat means that something was an error
We got a croat on our computer so the computer can not be used for alittle because it got a croat
by User T70 July 6, 2024
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Craftnerd

A person which knows all the crafting recipes to every item and/or food in the video-game "Minecraft".
Villager 1: Have you seen that player? He's a total Craftnerd.

Villager 2: Oh for sure, he memorized the recipe for a netherite sword and pickaxe!
by anonymous July 14, 2024
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Crafty wank

The action of masturbating in a public place, without being spotted.
He would often have a crafty wank under the desk during his history lesson. The other pupils noticed, but the teacher never did.
by DarrenG July 20, 2024
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craftzerheft

kraft-zur-heft
extremely well-made. often hand-crafted, and of fine skill and artistry. sturdy, hearty, strong, durable. Built to last, the exact opposite of planned obsolescence.

Can be used as a noun, adjective, or interjection.

(Meant to sound like a multi-syllabic American word of German origin)
"Whoa, check out this hand-forged doorknob-pure craftzerheft!"
"She's had that craftzerheft bed frame for years, and it has survived a dozen moves."
by Ameliers December 24, 2024
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crafterbaiting

(verb) (portmanteau of Crafting and Masturbating) - playing at an online game such as FFXIV and spending all of your playtime making items and leveling crafters at the expense of any interaction with any players in the game.
Blood spent the entire evening crafterbaiting and raises blacksmithing from level 20 to 43 in one night. They didn't even group with us today to do the daily runs.
by Sarielia Stormr December 31, 2024
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Croation Cum Sock

Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.
"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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