date rape the coffee pot

This occurs when someone leaves just enough coffee in the pot to make it look like there's some left, but in reality it is less than a full cup, and doesn't start a new pot of coffee to make up for this transgression.

Dude 1: Dude....what the F?!?!?
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?

OR

Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!

by Not Steve yo! October 14, 2010

Hot Coffee

Used to convey a sense of urgency, when cuttting through crowds of people. Gives the surrounding people thoughts of pain from being burned by a hot beverage.

"HOT COFFEE! COMING THROUGH!" shouted the woman as she made her way through the sea of spectators.

by subliminalistic September 14, 2005

coffee table

crib, house, place of dwelling

I can't stay, I got this female waiting on me back at the coffe table.

by peerless3 August 24, 2003

Black coffee

To slap someone's soul from his/her body with your one good hand.

I Black coffee'd my disobedient son.

by South African Banter September 30, 2016

coffee burned

verb : the act of having so much coffee that you sweat thru your deodorant and ultimatly thru your shirt leaving the foul odor of body odor and coffee

john was so tired this morning he had an entire pot of coffee, by lunch time you could see he coffee burned thru his shirt

by shortangryjew March 12, 2009

Coffee Roll

Its when a man sicks a broom in his anus and pretends he is a witch.

Hey man, your friend was doing a cray coffee roll last night.

by Givethecash May 6, 2009

Coffee h2h

Having a heart to heart (h2h) conversation with your colleague during a coffee break, while at work

A: "Susan, where have you been? The boss has been calling you"
Susan: "I was having a Coffee h2h with B"
A: "Huh?"
Susan: "Ohh a heart to heart conversation during the coffee break"

by NonSen November 25, 2009