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Community College

A place where I went as a hope to transfer to a university as a junior. I earned an associates degree in three different subjects, and I soon realized that there are absolutely no employers who really give a rat's ass about an AA degree. I got accepted to a UC school that costs 27k a year and had to decline my admissions due to the cost.

College is simply too time consuming and expensive for what it is. Many of my buddies are graduating with BA's, MA's and are in some serious, reversible debt reaching close to 100k. Don't fall into the trap of thinking college is the only way to be successful. Create your own business or invest the money into something else besides a degree. Buy real estate in this down market and cash out kids.
What we don't understand is that there isn't a mysterious job market that opens up to us when we graduate from a Community College or University. It's just the same o' lame minimum wage corporate jobs that you could get without a degree anyway. Avoid the dogmatic trap and do something more beautiful.
by Life1221 July 3, 2009
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Saint Michael's College

In Colchester, Vermont...about 10 minutes from UVM and downtown Burlington. It's a 45 minute drive to Smuggs and students get $30 season passes.

Saint Mike's is the greatest with the nicest, friendliest people and a very tight-knit community. They promote volunteer opportunities, wilderness programs, campus ministry, many Study Abroad opportunities, and various other campus clubs and programs.
Saint Michael's College smuggs burlington volunteer study abroad campus
by ILikeMikes July 19, 2011
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Columbia College

A film school in Chicago, Columbia COLLEGE is a much different beast than Columbia UNIVERSITY. People who don't make the distinction run the risk of expectations falling flat when the difference comes to be known.

While not a prestigious college, Columbia College is still the largest art/film school in the country and is synonymous with such names as Kanye West, Andy Dick, and Pat Sajack.

The attendance in past years has skyrocketed with GPAs ranging from 1.0-4.0, which can at times be discouraging. Just know that if you're an intellectual attending the school, you aren't alone and you will notice that the idiots mostly drop off after freshman year. Those who are serious generally succeed.
Guy 1: "I can't believe how stupid these kids are in my class at Columbia College."

Guy 2: "Yeah... but you have to admit, it's a nice view of Lake Michigan."
by Tavis June 30, 2008
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Colleened

When someone finds out that their friend is trying to hook up with their sister.
1) Calvin got colleened.
2) Calvin got majorly colleened.
3) John.
by TDAAWWGG July 11, 2010
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college station

College Station, home to over 78,000 residents, is the largest city in the metropolitan area (pop. 152,000), and is home to Texas A&M University, the third largest public university in the nation. A Big XII Conference school and a major research institution, Texas A&M brings diversity of race, culture and nationality to College Station, and reflects much of the vibrancy, tradition and spirit that make it a special place.

College Station is in the "heart" of central Texas. Less than 90 miles from Houston and Austin and 150 miles from Dallas and San Antonio, College Station is within four hours driving time of more than 16 million people. A network of well-maintained highways and the College Station regional airport serviced by major international airlines facilitate quick transportation between College Station and the rest of the country.
The largest engineering school in the nation is in College Station, Texas.
by jrd August 8, 2004
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electoral college

The system of voting the got George W. Bush into the White House in 2000.
Bush didn't win the popular vote, but hey!
by Chris K. November 3, 2004
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College Myth

The idea that if you don't attend a 4 year university, you're stuck.
I skipped college and I make 80k a year doing contract jobs. Nice. I guess the college myth was just that, a myth.
by John Q Citizen November 7, 2005
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