closet people

Someone you meet on a social media app who are shady about their true identity

I can't message with you any more, I'm not into closet people

I blocked Matthew, he was too closet people

by Sunlightgirl July 8, 2017

closet mama

Secret girlfriend

He told me he wants me for his closet mama. No one can know or his wife might find out.

by Sparky71 January 19, 2018

Close enough

When you are not totally satisfied with something but you don't want the other person to feel bad, so you just say "close enough" and drop it.

Nick: Hey dudes, blaze it.
John: But it's 4:21, we're a minute late.
Nick: Oh. well, now it's 4:22, so it's 4:20 too!
John: Umm... Well... Close enough.

by Zapalloman July 12, 2018

Close Encounter of the Second Kind

When you wipe after taking a shit and you accidentally get some shit on your hand.

Man, I just had a close encounter of the second kind in there. I gotta wash my hands!

by M#TH August 12, 2018

closet pig

A women who portrays herself as a good girl in public, but is secretly a whore.

Sally acts like she is a good girl but I heard shes a closet pig

by Cousinsnbiz November 16, 2018

Closet-tweaker

Someone who is ashamed of doing crystal meth. So they do it in private areas, like a bathroom or closet, all by themselves.

Meth user/addict that uses without anyone knowing.

Closet-tweaker Look at that bitch wiggle, she is a closet tweaker!

by Jilly-Bean November 25, 2018

Clopsterino

An absolute cuck, a stinky fuck, a huge truck... ya know?

Look at this Chad.. he’s definitely a simple clopsterino.

by Jimmothy Chadster July 5, 2019