Chainese

Kosher Chinese food

Eugene: Hey, Yechiel! Let's get some fuckin' chinese food!

Yechiel: Ok, but I keep kosher so we better make it chainese.

Eugene: Sounds good! I hope they have pork fried rice.

by icgn1031 December 2, 2009

Chain Linked

A sexual act in which three or more males engage in an interlocked sequence of oral sex where each participant is both giving and receiving oral sex simultaneously.

Guy 1: This party is lame. The bitches are all fat. Let's head to my pad and get a 69 on.

Guy 2: Now that is what I am talking about my brother! Let's roll.

Guy 3: Woah dudes, let me get in on that.

Guy 1: Shit yeah! Man we are gonna be some chain linked mother fucka's tonight.

by John Q. Wiggenheimer June 7, 2011

Got Me In Chains

To have no option in a say-so

Guy1: Bro i told your mom you was sleeping over my house for a double date and she said she was going out already
Guy2: What,dude really? Now you got me in chains

by jswaaaa April 16, 2015

off the chain

I worked at a summer camp a few years ago and an inner city kid told me that this expression derives from the term off the hook. However is something is off the chain it is far more exciting and possibly even enchanting.

Jamal thought his rapping was off the Chain but monique and moesha thought he was wack!

by textfile232 January 7, 2006

chainsawmachinegunned

The past tense of chainsawmachinegun v. used when chainsawing the fuck out of someone while you or a friend fires multiple rounds into their fat fucking skull from an automatic weapon. Ideally the recipient of the chainsawmachinegunning was a total fucking cuntfag who had it coming since his/her fat, whorish mother squeezed the stupid, stupid dickless fuckface out of her massive and fetid vagina.

Sebastian: Hey look at that guy!
Jim: I should chainsawmachinegun em'! He'd die!
Sebastian: Wow, you sure chainsawmachinegunned him.
Jim: He's dead!
Sebastian: Goddamn...What a fucking tool.
Jim: Right?
Sebastian: Fucking useless, shit stained tool.
Jim: Bitches gotta learn.
Sebastian: Let's get in fights!

by Dankasaur April 26, 2010

chainsawfought

To fight a person or persons or animal or animals or inanimate object or objects with a "chainsaw" for the explicitly stated purpose of fighting.

Colin: I chainsawfought that Kodiak bear last week.

Rob: Dude, you did!

Colin:I chainsawfought you mom last week and she's bleeding!

Rob: No dude, thats just her period!

by Colin Dewan September 19, 2007

Chain-yawn

Yawning more than three times in a row. Chain-yawning had been known to continue for hours left untreated.

Strings made me fucking chain-yawn, motherfucker.. oh shit.. *yawn*

by inanity March 19, 2008