Carlos

The one you don’t want to lose, who is always there when needed and full of love once he opens up. Trust and loyalty are his priorities as well as protecting what and who he loves.

A real man of honor and strength.

It’s your worst mistake if you lose him. So don’t.

Carlos, I love you.

Wow, Carlos, you are so admirable. I want to be like you.

by His lil baby December 3, 2021

Carlos

usually autistic, sometimes has a girlfriend but she does not know he is female. Retardation can strike anyone, especially Carlos'

Nurse: Wow this Carlos I am taking care of sucks
Everyone else: We should water board him
Carlos: eheh

by AOUEGKHKL October 18, 2019

Carlos

Usually autistic

Carlos: eheheh
Nurse: loads gun

by AOUEGKHKL October 18, 2019

Carlos

A dumb crazy bitch who can't decide who to date. don't date a Carlos because he will most likely go back to his ex-girlfriend. HE WILL BREAK YOUR HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no Carlos is back with his ex lea

He cheated again oh great!

by Albert Titian October 21, 2019

Carlos

Fucks simon and they have a baby

Person 1: is that simon and carlos going at it?!?

Karlos: come join us NOW!!

by Whatisthisfuck October 21, 2019

Carlos

Perhaps the shortest person in existence.

"Have you seen Carlos? He's as small as Mike dick."

by Datboifrog October 22, 2019

Carlos

This dude not nice to his friends and bullies them. He doesn’t even have a GF. He’s like that kid that yells “I LIKE TURTLES.”He’s lonely for now. And has to have friends so he won’t be lonely.

Carlos, that dude

by Riki13 October 23, 2019