Carlos

99% Mexican, 1% Monkey. Carlos can be found climbing the branches of the Amazon, or fighting homeless people for food.

"Oh shit, that's a Carlos"
"eeek eek"

by Temp Mail April 4, 2025

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Not a male stripper. Men named Carlos are in fact not coordinated. they will dance at the family get together but the family will be disappointed. Don't respect women. Commit racisms.

Wow that guy really sucks at dancing.

yeah but i heard he hates women...

oof, he must be a Carlos.

by ourgodallmighty October 27, 2021

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hi

carlos means a sexy guy and everyone loves him

by anonymous June 17, 2022

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Carlo a short nigga who gets no bitches he has curly hair and many friends. He’s emo as Fuck and loves Arizona. He’s very loyal to his gang He’s also a immigrant so if he ever makes you mad just call ICE.

Person 1:Yo its carlo
Person 2: let’s go suck his dick

by Bigballsissacwhofuckchris July 10, 2022

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Carlos bear

The most amazing guy in the world. the best boyfriend a girl could have <3 he is soooooo sexy and wonderful he is the best looking guy in the world. I don't know what I would do without him. any girl would be lucky to have him, he will treat you right and make a girl feel special and beautiful. A great man who is very handsome and smart. My boyfriend <<<333 BTW hes good in bed.. ;)

Girl 1 "wow Carlos bear is so sexy"
Girl 2 "yeah I'm jealous of his girlfriend"
Girl 3 "better be bitches, he's mine, and hes the best!"

by Breanne.Boo January 17, 2012

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