Alternating Caps

The ultimately way to disprove a common myth.

"You can't convey sarcasm through text."

Alternating Caps: "Hold my beer"

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 24, 2024

sry caps

A shorter version of sorry caps / sorry for caps, used when you accidently left on or pressed caps lock after sending a message, not noticing the mistake.

Random 1: bro what are you on about
Random 2: SHUT UP
Random 2: sry caps

by SHOTItt_ May 9, 2024

oral capsaicin

The act of eating a hot pepper, and then preforming oral sex on your partner.

After consuming a habanero, James lit Michelle’s coochie on fire by giving her a session of oral capsaicin.

by James Gresham March 19, 2024

Frozen capybara

the act of repeatedly jizzing in a condom until filled, tying it off and putting it in the freezer to make a cüm Popsicle dildo. where's the capybara part? before use, roll it around in some lûbe and then into a pile of loose pubes. So cute and cuddly.

Me: that girl has such a hot vagina
Friend: give her the frozen capybara

by Huttttt January 7, 2025

Jiggly Capybara

Originated from an obviously AI short video of a capybara on a plane, with an extraordinarily large belly, smacking and jiggling it blissfully. There are a few more instances of Jiggly Capybara appearing in different videos or images, but it is still extremely niche. You can say that it appears in real life, although, there is no real proof.

Yo, i just saw jiggly capybara hiding behind that door!

by Placeholding March 18, 2026

Brazilian Capybara

A filthy sex act where one partner lays flat in a warm bath while the other straddles their chest, shaves them smooth, and proceeds to sit on their face while nibbling on a peeled banana — all while making slow capybara noises. Bonus points if it’s done in a public hot tub and someone films it in vertical.

She asked for something exotic, so I gave her The Brazilian Capybara. Now the tub smells like regret and fruit salad.

by mr.sage July 21, 2025

ALL CAPS BRO

The loudest possible way to hype up a moment — typed or shouted entirely in caps.

A friend who always goes hard, never lowercase.

The spiritual opposite of “chill.”

“Teacher: ‘This essay is due tomorrow.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED 💀💀💀”

“When your crush actually texts you back after 3 weeks → ALL CAPS BRO 😭🔥”

“Someone: ‘Calm down it’s just a game.’
Me after losing in Fortnite: ALL CAPS BROOOOOOO”

“Friend: ‘I’m outside, let’s go get food.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I’M ALREADY IN THE CAR 🚗💨”

“When the WiFi finally starts working again → ALL CAPS BRO 📶🙏”

“Mom: ‘Why are you yelling?’
Me: ‘I WAS BORN AN ALL CAPS BRO.’”

by themostamazingmomever August 16, 2025