COVID-19 

A epic virus witch will probably kill a lot of people in the next coming years.

Brandon: Oh look he coughs!
Stanley: Maybe he has the COVID-19 virus?

The guy who cough: Yes! And now you will get it! HAHAHA

COVID-19 by COVID-19 is gay February 27, 2020

Covid-Boomer 

And child born 9 months after the quarantine period associated with SARS-CoV-2/Covid 19. Periods may vary according to the country of origin.

- I don't know why you're so obsessed with toilet paper...
- right, but you wouldn't, would you Covid-Boomer ?

Covid-Boomer by Lapichon Pignouf March 16, 2020

Covid Paper Jacked

When someone steals your stash of toilet paper you horded during the corona virus outbreak.

I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.

Covid Paper Jacked by Jimmapp March 16, 2020

Covid Redistribution 

When you gift someone (friend, coworker, etc.) an item in short supply like hand sanitizer. Then you take it back when they are looking because you really need it. It is even better if you take it back when they are in quarantine.

It looks like Darlene just Laura's hand sanitizer off her desk. Wait, didn't Darlene give her that hand sanitizer? Yes, she did, but I guess she needed it more. That is a classic Covid Redistribution.

Covid Redistribution by clock tower March 20, 2020

Covid Runner 

A person who normal does not run but has taken up excess running or jogging due to the pandemic

The Covid Runners are out

Covid Runner by jonnymeanderer March 31, 2020

Covid Clean 

So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive

You won’t get sick from my cook’n, my kitchen is covid clean.

Covid Clean by Dodeki April 3, 2020

Covid Environmental Cunt 

CEC Covid EnvironmentalCunt

A person who thinks a global pandemic is a good thing as it helps clean the air, restore the ozone layer at the expense of the human beings who populate the planet.

My friend says the birdsong is so loud and clear, but I’m sorry your friends died. I think he’s a right Covid Environmental Cunt

Covid Environmental Cunt by Flash Armour April 5, 2020