Coon

The act of bringing a empty briefcase with you wherever you go in hopes you can hook up with a negative 22 (hella ugly girl) at a shitty dive bar in Manhattan by impressing her with your dumb, empty briefcase.

Person 1: yo, bro
Person 2: yeah, man? What's up?
Person 1: you tryna coon it up after work?
Person 2: yeah. Bet. Lemme grab my briefcase and be on my way.

by El Barto 001 July 3, 2021

coon top

The forward combed hair of the wiley Afro-American male mimicking the brim of a baseball cap.

Hey coon top

by fluvio March 22, 2011

Coon brainz

A disease causing lack of knowledge; symptoms include stunted growth and advanced usage of the word nigga

He must have caught a case of coon brainz

by Lord of the coons April 18, 2018

Coon supremisist

Serves the needs of only his oppressors...
Distracts discourages thwarts any attempts to think

Feels unworthy to live without yte approval. Coon supremisist

by Tinker bell thinker August 29, 2017

Cooning

If you’re black use this to describe someone acting out who is tweaking or really dumb.

And this definition is not to be confused with an Uncle Ruckus type.

“Man, that nigga cooning bruh”
“Shut up you damn coon”

by 2stix March 2, 2019

Coon

According to Mr. Hudson, a buddy or pal. Anyone can be a coon

Cohen is a coon

by Huudywuudy March 11, 2019

Coon

The word Coon is commonly used to tell someone that he/she is a nasty raccoon, or an fattass ,a filthy thief or you could use it to censor the word cunt.

(Person A drops hotpocket and eats it any way) person B : u are such a fucking nasty ass sheit eating Coon.b

by Memeredeem June 3, 2018