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Congress Fatigue

Often abbreviated C.F.; Congress Fatigue comes when you stay in one place for too long. When suffering fro C.F. you exhaust all your resources (resources being your "Favorites List") or adding too many episodes of Hoarders to your TiVo. When one has done all this they suffer C.F. ever worse thus making them go into a rut that is damn near impossible to break. This can lead to the much worse, Cabin Fever. One can imagine this being felt by the actual members of Congress.
Charlie: Damn computers was brutal today!
Steve: I know! I didn't do anything but go onto my favorites list and I was still gettin' Congress Fatigue.
Charlie: I didn't do anything but use my phone to schedule Hoarders on TiVo.
by Blood Ocean January 26, 2011
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congratupootions

Being congratulated for pooping, or trying you're best and still sucking at life.
I said "Hey congratupootions" to you're mom after I dropped a Cleveland steamer on her chest and then did the polish painter to her and her sister at the same time.
by bobbarker@rock March 2, 2011
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Congergation Beth Jehuda

A place where the Frum Jews on the West side of Milwaukee pray eat food and drink tons of coffee at 5:45 am
Benny: Hey bro wanna go get some coffee?

Rafi:Bro where can we get coffee now it 5:45 am?

Benny: Congergation Beth Jehuda BRO!
by Noders March 19, 2011
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congenitalia liar

a person who constantly thinks up, writes or tweets lies about their sex life. usually a neglected child who'll think up anything to spice up their life, but are too thick to know when the game's up and spot that people see through their bull.
OMFG! that derek's such a congenitalia liar! he's been on facebook all night lying about his conquests! he's never pulled anyone!
by gomble April 23, 2011
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congloberred

Condition that exists whenever there is too much of anything for the space it is in.
I couldn't reach my caramel machiato because there were people all congloberred waiting for their coffee.
by hosaphat May 17, 2011
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congramious

An expression, that includes many emotions. When every feeling possible is felt all at once. Disappointed, pleased, angry, failure, surprised. Pretty much explosive with every emotion.
I had a congramious week. No one should ever work three separate jobs, two or three in one day.
by Sneakypetes#1 June 23, 2011
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conguesture

He made a conguesture.
by polijk November 13, 2011
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