by MerryFckingChristmas November 24, 2015
Get the Black Christmasmug. Typically a Christmas Orange refer to a Chinese Mandarin orange, but may also be Japanese Mandarin orange that becomes a popular buy at Christmastime. Often they are sold in 5 pound boxes full of individually wrapped oranges.
The taste of said oranges is sweet and juicy. They are delicious.
The taste of said oranges is sweet and juicy. They are delicious.
by Unexplained_Paranoia December 27, 2007
Get the Christmas Orangemug. This is when one has a Christmas party, and one snorts alot of cocaine, along with one's friends (and family). Usually as much cocaine for you to consider yourself lucky to be alive and functioning a week after.
Male1: Dude, that Christmas party was off the hook!
Male2: What happened?
Male1: It was a white christmas, you know....
Male2: What happened?
Male1: It was a white christmas, you know....
by ihavaPhDinwhoring July 13, 2009
Get the white christmasmug. This is someone who waits for the last possible moment in the Christmas day to ruin your feelings of warmth and yuletide cheer. This person usually overreacts to a really small and insignificant issue. They choose to go straight to firey anger and punish instead of waiting, cooling off, and then talking about their feelings with you.
(Son watching DVD he got for Christmas) 11:00 PM Christmas day
Dad(yells): Hey turn that down you're bothering me.
Son ignores because he's never watched this before and it will be over soon but he doesn't wanna miss anything.
Dad(yelling still): Hey did you hear me?! Turn that down or I'll turn it off!
Son(Yelling furiously) DUDE WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!?! I've never seen this! F*** OFF!!!
DAD takes away keys and phone :(
Son pissed and will exact his revenge
Son: You're an effin' Christmas Destroyer!
Dad(yells): Hey turn that down you're bothering me.
Son ignores because he's never watched this before and it will be over soon but he doesn't wanna miss anything.
Dad(yelling still): Hey did you hear me?! Turn that down or I'll turn it off!
Son(Yelling furiously) DUDE WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!?! I've never seen this! F*** OFF!!!
DAD takes away keys and phone :(
Son pissed and will exact his revenge
Son: You're an effin' Christmas Destroyer!
by Cody Biggums December 25, 2008
Get the Christmas Destroyermug. When two people are having sex in the snow and the male ejaculates on the woman's face, shoves her face into the snow until the semen freezes, and then grates it off with a cheese grater.
Hey man, I see that Jackie's face is still recovering from that white christmas I gave her three weeks ago!
by Sam January 19, 2005
Get the White Christmasmug. While in jail, Brady was very popular because he supplied a christmas sweater to all the other inmates.
by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010
Get the Christmas Sweatermug. Christmas Ave is the night before Christmas Eve (the Eve of the Eve, December 23). Traditionally siblings exchange gifts on this night.
I wanted to open a Christmas Gift two days before Christmas, so I told my parents it was okay because it was Christmas Ave. They countered with allowing me to open a gift from my brother.
I opened a Christmas Gift two days early this year. Turns out, that's Christmas Ave (December 23rd).
I opened a Christmas Gift two days early this year. Turns out, that's Christmas Ave (December 23rd).
by 0227 December 23, 2013
Get the Christmas Avemug.