Black Christmas

When you steal Christmas presents rather than give them.

Perfectly showcased presents by the window. Time to get black Christmas on this house.

by MerryFckingChristmas November 24, 2015

christmas time

A time of year that is extremely magical and exciting when you're young, then becomes less exciting as you get older.

ages 1-5: Believe in santa, super excited, everything is new and magical, get a ton of gifts

ages 6-10: May or may not still believe in santa, still get a lot of gifts, very exciting.

ages 11-15: Don't believe in santa, thus the excitement factor is reduced greatly. Christmas is starting to seem more like a routine.

ages 16 and beyond: Christmas is nothing new, your parents give you less because you're older. YOU actually are expected to get others gifts. Wish you could go back to being a little kid on christmas.

6 year old at christmas time: "Santa is coming soon! I'm so excited! I wonder if he'll bring me a race car that I asked for!"

17 year old at christmas time: Studying for finals, Christmas comes and all they get are socks.

by Feely7 December 26, 2011

white christmas

This is when one has a Christmas party, and one snorts alot of cocaine, along with one's friends (and family). Usually as much cocaine for you to consider yourself lucky to be alive and functioning a week after.

Male1: Dude, that Christmas party was off the hook!
Male2: What happened?
Male1: It was a white christmas, you know....

by ihavaPhDinwhoring July 13, 2009

Christmas Destroyer

This is someone who waits for the last possible moment in the Christmas day to ruin your feelings of warmth and yuletide cheer. This person usually overreacts to a really small and insignificant issue. They choose to go straight to firey anger and punish instead of waiting, cooling off, and then talking about their feelings with you.

(Son watching DVD he got for Christmas) 11:00 PM Christmas day
Dad(yells): Hey turn that down you're bothering me.
Son ignores because he's never watched this before and it will be over soon but he doesn't wanna miss anything.
Dad(yelling still): Hey did you hear me?! Turn that down or I'll turn it off!
Son(Yelling furiously) DUDE WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!?! I've never seen this! F*** OFF!!!
DAD takes away keys and phone :(
Son pissed and will exact his revenge
Son: You're an effin' Christmas Destroyer!

by Cody Biggums December 25, 2008

White Christmas

When two people are having sex in the snow and the male ejaculates on the woman's face, shoves her face into the snow until the semen freezes, and then grates it off with a cheese grater.

Hey man, I see that Jackie's face is still recovering from that white christmas I gave her three weeks ago!

by Sam January 19, 2005

Christmas Sweater

When a man or women snorts cocaine from the inside of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

While in jail, Brady was very popular because he supplied a christmas sweater to all the other inmates.

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

Christmas Man

German interpretation of the word "Santa". Mostly used by people from Weener, Eastfrisia. Can also be used in combination with "hat" to describe a traditional red colored covering for the head worn for Christmas. lol.

Guy A (translated from German): "I'm wearing a Santa hat."
Guy B, from Eastfrisia: "He's wearing a Christmas Man Hat!"

Superman: "What's up, Christmas Man?"
Christmas Man: "WTF, someone stole my hat."

by krstn July 16, 2008