This is any and all actions taken by Steve S. when he gets bored. He burgles turds. Green ones, red ones, purple ones. When he is around, no turd goes un-burgled.
by Bob Schway May 23, 2006
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Most commonly walk around the block with a pack of other burples. Many wear glasses that are way too big for them.
Most commonly walk around the block with a pack of other burples. Many wear glasses that are way too big for them.
1) Look at the burples walking around the block.
2) Come on! Cross the street already ya' bunch of burples!
2) Come on! Cross the street already ya' bunch of burples!
by smitty user August 14, 2003
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A small town in Iowa.
Burlignton was once a bustling port in the steamboat era. It sits on the Mississippi River in south eastern Iowa, on the Illinois border. Burlington has a deep hisstory.
Population around 25,000 - 30,000.
One public high school, a somewaht run-down mall, a not so active downtown. A new complex with a hotel, virtual bowling, restaurants, a few nice bars, a waterpark, etcetera.
The high school has been having problems for years, fightinhg, drop-outs, teen pregnancy, you name it.
Quite a bit of weed and drinking.
Most people go out on the river in the summer.
Most of the population under 25 wants out of the town. A small community college is on the west side of town.
A few religious private schools are in the area.
It's an alright town for middle-ages people, I suppose.
Very blue-collar, few professional occupations unless you work in medicine.
There is a new hospital and a new casino.
It's got the standard franchise places.
A Supercenter Wal-Mart
A Kmart, Shopko, Super Target, Hy-Vee, Casey's, Walgreens, Aldi.
Has the regular Iowa-small town feel, lots of fields, friendly people, pick-up trucks..
Not half-bad if you didn't grow up here or if you didn't go to the high school.
Burlignton was once a bustling port in the steamboat era. It sits on the Mississippi River in south eastern Iowa, on the Illinois border. Burlington has a deep hisstory.
Population around 25,000 - 30,000.
One public high school, a somewaht run-down mall, a not so active downtown. A new complex with a hotel, virtual bowling, restaurants, a few nice bars, a waterpark, etcetera.
The high school has been having problems for years, fightinhg, drop-outs, teen pregnancy, you name it.
Quite a bit of weed and drinking.
Most people go out on the river in the summer.
Most of the population under 25 wants out of the town. A small community college is on the west side of town.
A few religious private schools are in the area.
It's an alright town for middle-ages people, I suppose.
Very blue-collar, few professional occupations unless you work in medicine.
There is a new hospital and a new casino.
It's got the standard franchise places.
A Supercenter Wal-Mart
A Kmart, Shopko, Super Target, Hy-Vee, Casey's, Walgreens, Aldi.
Has the regular Iowa-small town feel, lots of fields, friendly people, pick-up trucks..
Not half-bad if you didn't grow up here or if you didn't go to the high school.
by lalalalx1312123 June 11, 2009
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"My dog is a turd burglar!"
Also: "My litter box has been turd burgled!"
Also: get rid of the dog before it licks you and gets poo particles in your eyes, and you develop a severe case of pink eye. See: "Grama's Boy".
Also: "My litter box has been turd burgled!"
Also: get rid of the dog before it licks you and gets poo particles in your eyes, and you develop a severe case of pink eye. See: "Grama's Boy".
by TurdBurglar's Pinkeyed Master November 28, 2010
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