bodyboarding

Straight-up gayest thing you can possibly do in the ocean, reserved for the most elite homosexuals in existence, Requires no skill.

Dick Draggers...

queer1: Hey bro lets go bodyboarding!
queer2: Ahh i gotta wait a couple days until my dick rash wears off cause its been draggin all over the place.

by getoffmybeach October 24, 2010

hot hottie with a hot body

A person who is amazingly hot. You just EXPLODE in hottieness panty wetter. Usually your just being sarcastic though. NO ONE is THAT hot

Nicole you're a hot hottie with a hot body!

by kyle August 8, 2003

hard body

to do sumthing with enthuasium ; excitment sumting you add to the end of a sentence when you feeing but wanna seem cool

yo, ima be up in that party, hard body son for real

by tati July 5, 2004

body odour

What the old homeless man on the public buss smells like.

Hey, Bob, that guy has awful body odour. He must me homeless.

by bleeblee August 13, 2006

Body Job

The act of rubbing one's fully clothed body against another until orgasm is reached. Also known as heavy petting or dry humping.

Kayla gave me an awesome body job last night.

by Stukamel June 1, 2011

Body by Tequila

Cars and trucks with unrepaired accident and collision damage, or shoddy repair work done(i.e; unfinished primer/Bondo work, mismatched body panels from junkyard donor vehicles). In many cases, vehicles are still driveable, but are just an eyesore and most likely to be cited by local Police for fix-it violations.

Damage most likely to be caused by a bout of hard drinking and irresponsible partying, or a combination of both mishaps.

"My landscaper's truck has body by Tequila"

by Dilberto December 1, 2009

bodylock

When your body is doubled over because you have the sudden urge to drop the kids off at the pool or a meeting at the oval office...take a dump

That bar-b-que that we are going to be having at the office lunch tomorrow is gonna have us all bodylocked, I am sure!

by PalMal October 20, 2009