Blessing of the beef

To allow someone the privilege of partaking of your genitalia. Where beef = dick and blessing = gracing one with the dick thereof.

1. yo man I heard Stacey's mom's been dying for that shaft, you gonna bless her with the beef?

2. doe on the real man I gotta give my blessing soon. The blessing of the beef that is.

by Doctor Boner November 5, 2012

Bless The Mic

A euphemism used to describe falletio (sp).

Guy: Why don't you hook me up and bless the mic?
Girl: Sure (slurp, slurp)

by Moses Djoser October 3, 2011

Blessing the bottle

Blessing the bottle- a prayer for safe passage home. The head of the bottle is tapped first to represent oral sex before any other actions are done beyond with a woman. Other area's of the bottle maybe tapped during the blessing it does represent a woman's body.

We must all make it home bless the bottle.

The blessing of the bottle is serious and should not be taken lightly.

Blessing the bottle- to safe guard that no one has tampered with the alcoholic beverage all those who tap the head of the bottle to start are witnesses of this truth. You may hear someone say "head first" .

by OOOh You should of known November 25, 2022

Blessing

Males: your fucking dick us a blessing so savour it. Cherish it. Love it. Never forget it.

#1: whats your bigest blessing
#2: my dick

by Theangryhat June 22, 2020

clifford blossom

The hero of Riverdale

Clifford Blossom is a 6 course meal plus tax.

by Bryhhhhhhhhh December 20, 2017

good morning god bless

When you take a shit in the morning while eating breakfast and drinking a coffe

Tom you’ve been in the bathroom for a while

Mom I’m doing a good morning god bless

by Bullybilly30 May 23, 2018

Cheryl Blossom

An evil, two faced person who didn’t know her father was a drug dealer

She’s a Cheryl Blossom

by NicolexxHarrisxx June 30, 2018