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dopple-banger 

an offensive term for people with pharanic syndrome (a series of mental disorders caused, most often, by the sufferer's parents being close genetic relatives such as brother and sister or first cousins between themselves).The syndrome is so called because the practice of marrying your brother/sister or your first cousins was common among royalty in Pharaonic (especially Ptolemeic) Egypt.
conversation between two geneticists (both of whom, ironically, have an undergraduate degree in history):

geneticist 1): who do you think, among the world's famous historically notorius characters, is the most known dopple-banger? Is it Hitler, Nero or Cleopatra?

geneticist 2): Even though the Pharaonic Syndrome itself is historically associated with Cleopatra and Ptolemeic Egypt, I would have to say that it is Hitler. According to what I read, both his grandmothers were sisters between themselves, making his parents, guess what? first cousins...
dopple-banger by Uncle Dimma January 15, 2012

two-bagger

A chick that is so ugly that you not only have to put a bag over her head before you fuck her, you put a bag over your own head as insurance in case her bag comes off.
It was "ugly lady night" at the bar last night and I brought a Two-bagger home with me.
two-bagger by Crassanova August 28, 2003

Dick banger 

Someone who chooses their mate by the size of their penis
Dick banger by Grox9999 July 7, 2016

fat bagger 

1. A girl who is both fat and a bagger; a Cleveland Brown who is chubby; a butterface with too much junk in the trunk: an overweight girl who is also ugly.

2. A hogger; guy who hooks up with a fat chick; a person who goes hogging and bags a fatty.
1. Eew, look at her - she's ugly as sin and weighs about 200 pounds. She's a fat bagger.

2. John nailed another fatty the other night. He's a fat bagger.
fat bagger by PMax March 9, 2008

Douche Badge 

Any collection of bro-esque bumper stickers compiled on the back of any lifted truck. (I.E. Famous, Fox Racing, Liquid Force, Calvin peeing on rival truck company, Monster Energy, Skin, SRH)
"Yo brody! I just got this dope ass F-350, all murdered out and shit, with a phatty Affliction decal on the back window!"

"Nice man, but I think you ruined it with that douche badge on the back."
Douche Badge by Ihatebrotown October 8, 2008
/ˈbrajər/

Verb
When a University of Wisconsin alumnus brags to the people around him about how great the state of Wisconsin is. This is often done repeatedly and is incredibly annoying for anyone around him who is not from Wisconsin.

badger+braggart=bradger
Brad: "These cheese curds are nowhere near as good as the cheese curds from this restaurant in Wisconsin that you've never heard of."

Everyone else: "Stop bradgering us, Brad."
bradger by draygons June 21, 2013