Broken Phone Syndrome

also Post-Phonum Depression; a relentless slide into self-hatred triggered by the loss or breakage of a phone, laptop or other high-ticket item -- often electronics. Symptoms include feeling that you don't deserve nice things, guilt, unnecessary introspection, and a desire to purchase an OtterBox.

"Why is Rachel sobbing in the corner at a party?"
"She just dropped her iPhone on the floor and entered Broken Phone Syndrome. I'll book an Apple Store appointment, you go over there and tell her what a good person she is."

by bootylikewoah July 13, 2015

Broken Chocolate Bar

Any HR workers dream. Slide them a broken chocolate bar and the keys to anything are instantly unlocked.

Jake: "I need to know some more about this new cashier." Tyrone: "Slide Donna in HR a broken chocolate bar!"

by TheNiggaSejeet August 8, 2015

brokeen

when you are very committed to something you could die but you wont because you are too committed

Oh my god! You are so brokeen to my safety!

by tksxsngh June 18, 2016

Bookedness

The identity of known and open

Tristyn has closed bookedness because no one knows about him

by WheelchairJimmu December 9, 2016

broke dick mountain

When someone's dick is unfuckable, as in bent or diseased. Particularly when surrounded by similar dicks.

Men sending me dick pics and it's broke dick mountain. I don't want to see that! I'm not your urologist!

by Piratical December 18, 2016

broke skin

To get a rash from masturbating.

I broke skin last night.

by Hugh Mungusss February 13, 2017

Broken cheerio

Basically said as a noun when someone smokes or is strait high! Originally came along when my roommate smokeed a stack of cheerios

Jerry came home a broken cheerio from the Kappa's party!

by Shadeaux April 2, 2017