black dog

n. (possibly of Irish origin): A bad mood, characterized by anger, depression, or a mixture of the two. Emotional malaise. An antisocial mood. Sometimes synonymous with a 'purple rain.'

"I'm just telling you this because I don't like seeing you in a black dog every day." -Leo Shannon (Da Vinci's Inquest.)

"Best to stay away from me today, because I feel a black dog coming on."

by parisofpriam February 9, 2006

Black Ops Fever

A medical condition in which the affected person does not do anything but play black ops

Girl: Wheres Danny, we were supposed to have sex tonight
Guy: Oh hes home sick with Black ops fever, he is 3rd prestige

by KYLELUX January 1, 2011

black talon

A type of pistol bullet that has the point removed and has small notchs cut vertically on the inside of the jacket of the bullet, this causes the jacket to peel back and stick outward, like the talons of a bird, and cause large amounts of tissue damage. The black talon is similar to the hollow point but has better penetration. The bullets were sold for less then a year due to a group of screaming idiots who call themselves Gun Control Inc.. The bullets are availible for sale under the name of Ranger SXT, manufactured by Winchester, they are the same thing as black talons but the name is differant.

Hey, why were black talons banned

They werent, they are availible under a differant name

Then why dont the anti gun people complain

Becasue they are stupid and much to fragile to ever go into a store that sells firearms and ammunition.

by am i metro April 25, 2006

black widow spider

a male eating female that will put you in the hospital if she got the chance... she is one of the most poisonus spiders to be discoverd

i got bit by a black widow spider.....Confucius say youre fucked

by nate big sexy September 5, 2008

Black women

The most diverse, prettiest, underrated, and strongest group of women in the world. They usually look very young. Their skin color ranges from the dark black to white, even in Africa alone. Their hair texture ranges from kinky to curly to straight. Black women choose to straighten their hair because it is more manageable or they have been told by society that their natural hair is unprofessional. Now, most are choosing to wear their regal-like natural hair.
Their eyes range from dark brown to light brown to green and in rare cases in some tribes of Africa, blue. Their body size range from slender to fat. Their noses range from flat to slender, despite past Europeans' claims that all Africans have flat noses which is not true. Although they have been attacked both racially and as women, raped by whites, abandoned by their kids' father, and constantly brought down by the media's depiction of them as fat, loud, and ghetto, black women have remained strong and make up two-thirds of black college undergrads. They are highly sought after in West European countries yet undervalued in the Americas because of the stigma from slavery and covert racism in the media. They have been reminded that they are worthless as women because they are far different from white women. But when white or non-black women have black features, they are usually idolized. White women get lip injections, tans, and buttocks implants to have what this group already has.

Osama Bin Laden, although he was racist, told all his secrets to his black mistress, who warned whites. But they chose not to believe her until they found out it was true. This is an example of whites constantly underrating black women.

Black women are the greatest dancers.

White guy: Meagan Fox is so hot. She has those full lips.
Black guy: man most black women have those lips. Besides Fox is all fake. Try Meagan Good *show picture of Meagan good*.
White guy: That is sooo hot!

Affluent white German NBA player Dirk Nowitzki is engage to a hot black woman from Sweden

by uknoeme56032 January 19, 2012

Black Magician Girl

A female Black Magician in Yugioh.
Called Dark Magician Girl in dub version.

Her attack is okay but her defense is mediocre.

by sommers October 29, 2004

black brick

Any of the several models of the ThinkPad laptop computer, manufactured first by IBM and later by Lenovo. So called because of its black color and simple rectilinear appearance. Regarded as efficient, reliable, sturdy for a laptop, and relatively economical. Ubiquitous in business.

My old Dell died, so I bought a basic black brick, a slightly used IBM T-41, and I'm happy with it. It's not hi-res, I wouldn't use it for anything fancy, like online gaming. But it works well with WiFi, it gets my work done quickly and smoothly with very little trouble, and it only cost me $500.

by Leslie Doppler Hammond January 28, 2008