pinch a biscuit

Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.

I'm so fucking constipated that I can't even pinch a biscuit.

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

Biscuit Butt

Alexa Bliss' ass

Alexa Bliss' has a biscuit butt, it's cute and in shape

by SexualVanilla3575 June 23, 2019

Man Biscuit

A Man Biscuit is generally referring to a man, who is a slut and sleeps with anything he can get his hands on.

That man named Earl, he's a bit of a Nazi man biscuit.

by Mega Bitch 2000 January 16, 2005

disco biscuits

"ludes, man, fuckin ludes"

A slang term from the 1970s for Quaaludes: A trademark used for the drug methaqualone.

See also: Quaaludes and Ludes.

Hey baby, you wanna pop some disco biscuits and then take a ride in my shaggin wagon?

by Grendel February 27, 2004

chicken biscuit

the breakfast of champions

damn man, i had a chicken biscuit for breakfast and i'm craving some booty.

by Cid Saijin April 22, 2005

dick biscuit

When you shit in a frozen hotdog bun and put your dick on it, then proceed to attempt to feed your sausage to a wild animal. Usually performed in Wisconsin

There was a deer in my backyard on Tuesday. I tried to give him a dick biscuit , but that didn't end well.

by Doordork September 4, 2016

Biscus

Biscus, adj. form of biscuit. Biscuit like or of high biscussity. Often used as an insult.

This cake is biscus.
Your new haircut is biscus.

by Jimma July 28, 2004