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kentucky barbecue 

n. the act of two persons eating cincinnati chili in order to have imminent diarrhea, enabling them to manhattan transfer sooner and more easily.
Person #1: "Hey, I got these tubs of cincinnati chili and these funnels and tubes. Let's say you and me have an ol' fashioned kentucky barbecue!"
Person #2: "Hell yeah! We'll be manhattan transfering in no time!
kentucky barbecue by Tim Pyznarski December 28, 2013

italian barber 

1) When you jizz on a black-haired woman's forehead, and then slick her hair back with it.

2) Someone is blowing you You pull out your wang, blow your load on the person's forehead and then slick the person's hair back with it.
Bro, last night when Maria blew me I gave her the Italian Barber. It took her an hour and a half to wash all of my babies out of her hair!
italian barber by Joey G-Spot January 4, 2008

kill your babies 

Journalism slang. Shortening an article too long to print. Named for the time, care and effort spent researching and writing said article, only to have it go to waste. A brutally painful process.
Writer: Here's my article.
Editor: I asked for three columns. Go kill your babies, then talk to me.

400 babies 

The amount of babies one will spawn after consuming the popular energy drink, Powerthirst.
400 babies by markzilla January 23, 2009
Oh, define babie? Kim Seungmin of course!
Babie by minsungstayz February 17, 2020

Barber Up 

When your girl let's herself go and fails to tend her garden and her pussy requires you to do some mandatory trimming.
Yea I had to barber up last night. Almost needed a weed wacker to get that bush back under control.
Barber Up by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017