Afulting

Like Adulting but when you enjoy doing it and except that's life.

Lindsey had a weekend of afulting. Show me the bills

by Madave1 February 19, 2024

Acultery

When someone is in more than one cult

John joined a cult but sunk around and joined another; he was committing acultery.

by NotNit May 4, 2025

Adaltery

When a hick uses adolescent behavior to alter something that isn’t his.

This loner has no one in his life so he committed adaltery to forever alter my life for his own selfish ends. He’s not mature enough to be a man.

by karmaneckwe September 13, 2025

premature adulation

When you've bragged to your friends about something before it's official.

I suffered an acute case of premature adulation when I told my friends I submitted a word to Urban Dictionary...then was rejected.

by MJAlbus January 3, 2014

ass-ault

An efficient, simple word to replace the more complex "anal assault of a sexual nature" because, well, that is an unnecessarily complex, redundant phrase.

Bob feared his time in prison. He knew daily, even hourly ass-ault was on the menu for him in an "all you can eat" banquet sort of way, since he was new meat in the con-dom. He would come prepared. He would not lose this opportunity of a lifetime. He went on a rigorous training program of dealing with lawyers and duct cleaners, always bending over and taking one for the team. He knew how to fit it in anywhere. And he would not climax until his way had been had at least daily.

by You rReal Name July 9, 2020

Def/ault

Neo-pronouns typically used by straight men to let others know that they have a small penis.

person 1: i’m def/ault 😂😂
person 2: what’s that

mean
person 3: it means his dick is small

by psyk February 27, 2021

cum-apult

a catapult filled with cum

the cum-apult flew across the living room

by pookieposts January 17, 2023