Alyssa is a crippled young girl who can’t really pull hoes but she can date many ugly ppl but you know she dates someone that’s funny and I guess nice.
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Alyssa is a stupid bitch
by Alyssa L :) February 17, 2018
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A alyssa is a midget dwarf who is pansexual, and a rat who will listen to "jacob sartorius sweatshirt " religously
Girl:1 hey is that hoe alyssa over there lookin like diabeties?
Girl:2 no thats just her natural state
Girl:2 no thats just her natural state
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Get the anyssa mug.Alyssa is the most retarted girl you will ever meet. She is a little weeny jr and likes to sniff vagina and eat feet. She is a very weird person and a gay furry. She usually has blonde hair so basically a dumb idiot.
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Random boy: broooo Alyssa’s so damn hot and kind, intelligent, and smart! I wanna get with her but she’s so never looks at my dm.
Random boys friend: Cause you gotta talk to her irl she’s very nice and if she likes you she’ll talk to you but if not be prepared for a nice let down.
Random boy: broooo Alyssa’s so damn hot and kind, intelligent, and smart! I wanna get with her but she’s so never looks at my dm.
Random boys friend: Cause you gotta talk to her irl she’s very nice and if she likes you she’ll talk to you but if not be prepared for a nice let down.
by Yess_.girl August 3, 2018
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