I am not at liberty to say.

I do not have the freedom to divulge (make known) that information.

Jane: "Hey John, you were in that business meeting with Phil. Why did he lose his job?"

John: "Sorry, Jane; I am not at liberty to say."

by RhinoSoarUs January 4, 2012

what am i doing

I don't know, what ARE you doing? Searching this up on Urban dictionary instead of being productive

What am I doing?

by Everyonealreadyhasthegoodones November 1, 2017

Am so fucking hungry

It's when you are too hungry to get up and find food. Only gets worse till you crawl to the kitchen and gobble down several cans of mountain dew as you lick splenda sugar.

Shit! am so fucking hungry. I could eat a boot right now

by the_man_comes_around March 12, 2011

I am your father

The thing you say to your 20 Year old son after cutting his right arm off in an epic battle sequence.

Luke: You killed my father!
Darth Vader: No, I AM your father!
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Darth Vader: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Luke: Why'd you cut off my Arm?
Darth Vader: ...

by GeoThermalSloth October 3, 2010

I Am your mom

A reply to the popular ya mom! "insult".

A: You're an idiot.
B: Your mom's an idiot!
A: Yeah, well, I Am your mom.

by jampot August 20, 2006

2 am wanna play?

a saying said when its 2 am and you wanna talk to someone bc you cant sleep

tot: 2 am wanna play?

👁👄👁 : no

by duckextractor123 May 12, 2020

Why am I typing this?

Because you were bored af and had nothing better to do. Simple.

Guy 1: Why am I typing this?
Guy 2: Why ARE you typing that?
Guy 3: Why is there a dude reading this right now?
Guy 1: What dude?
You: Me lol
Guy 2: WTF!?

by its_4life December 5, 2021