Slow

A politically correct term for the word retard even tho it means the same exact thing

Sarah: omg I’m so slow
Emily: in her mind “she is so politically correct and woke”

by Jared never learned how 2 read April 8, 2021

Slow Body Syndrome

When the words in your brain are speaking faster than your hands can type it.

Hey man, I was texting my sister the other day when I suddenly got slow body syndrome.

by Meyrl March 28, 2021

Go slow

Was written as. Waiting around for everyone to go on a go slow.

Original waiting for definition Tic tok : Was written as. Waiting around for everyone to go on a go slow.

by Craftbeerand73 October 31, 2020

Feels Real Slow

The joke term for heavily modified or riced Toyota FR-S that actually stands for Front-engine, Rear-wheel drive, Sport.

“Why did you park next to the Feels Real Slow?”

by Tenngage September 25, 2023

Slow Squatch

When I giant Sasquatch of a person is obvious to obvious come ons, flirting or other sexual advances. The individual is usually a calm and gentle giant but dumb as hell when it comes to flirting

Dave is a slow Squatch

by Dave Squatch February 25, 2024

slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.

"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."

by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019

Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.

"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.

by Sue doe name July 11, 2022