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grey squirrel

an annoying little american bastard who lives in our trees.(BEN WARD)
by ,dfhgiopfviourtfghp February 13, 2020
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krish the squirrel

A singaporian mythical beast that symbolizes gayness and transgenderism. They say it is still alive, posing as a normal human, but who knows how long it is until it is unleashed to wreak havoc on all straights. Making Krish the Squirrel mad will result in a brutal death, including internal bleeding, rotting brain, and heart failure. Unless you’re gay, of course.
You heard of krish the squirrel?
Yeah he killed my wife, he still gives me nightmares
by ScrewYouRichard August 1, 2018
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Squirrel Jerk

A quick jerk off sesh when you are in a hurry.
John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”
by Gian Luca 2 May 10, 2019
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curly squirrel

During the throws of passion, ...your partner grasps and rotates the nut sack 180° degrees clockwise, whilst eating the asshole and stroking the dick.
Yo dude, that bitch just curly squirrel led my ass!
by cj9617 June 3, 2016
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Dirt Squirrel

Also known as a "festival chick", a dirt squirrel is a girl who like nothing more than to have dirty tent sex with strangers at music festivals. They can be identified by their dreadlocks, lack of bra, body odor and interest in astrology. All you have to tell them is you've got a dirty backpack full of MDMA and acid tabs and they'll sit on your dick.
"You don't wanna hook up with Sarah, she's a full-blown dirt squirrel these days. I heard she fucked like three dudes at Bonnaroo last summer."
by frailninja March 16, 2016
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Squirreled up

Last night Chad got squirreled up after he drank 25 beers.
by KC cat in the Hat November 17, 2018
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Squirreling a nut

A sex act where the semen fills the recivers mouth to the point of over flow.
She gave me dome and she was squirreling a nut.
by IR8ALPHA March 16, 2021
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