Milk Masher

When two men whip their cocks at eachother in an attempt to smash their meat together.

Mike tried to do a Milk Masher on Dylan but it was September, and so Dylan turned him down.

The two men at the cock fights tried to do a Milk Masher to make a super chicken but they ended up making the roosters twitch in pain.

by Sister Chuck October 31, 2011

milking the baby

when a male sucks a female's breasts during sexual contact

valentina: Hey girl me and my boo went pretty far last night
sabrina: omg were you milking the baby?
valentina: yeah it felt great to have someone like him sucking on my nipples

by Stephanie Bortabitch October 13, 2011

do the milking

male masturbation -the male manipulating it's 'udder' to produce "male soul milk" performed more effectively with an assistant, or helper !

we tried to get zeke to go with us to foolsley's, but he said he had to do the milking !

being 'not good enough' , (except to the 'heavy' women) john left the "pick up bar" and went home and do the milking !

he needed to find a "milk maid" to do the milking !

by michael foolsley December 4, 2020

Milk fic

A very disturbing fan fiction, involving Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross, centring around a milk enema

“Did you read the milk fic”
“Yeah bro, I’m scarred for life”

by That Random Emo Girl November 8, 2021

Hole Milk

Milk used to make Swiss cheese have holes.

Hey, we only have hole milk.

by Dandylorian September 7, 2022

Matt Milk

See a pool of murky liquid in the corner? You guessed it, thats matt milk. Matt milk is a liquid form of moldy bread. It can spontaneously occur near a matt and drips down every surface that a matt lingers on.

Ew get that matt milk away from me.
TBH matt milk is kinda tasty

by noobstertheBIG September 9, 2022

Milk with chocolate

Choccy milk, but with more milk than chocolate. It has an off white to light brown color and you can't taste the syrup or the mix. Also Disappointment in liquid form.

Idiot: Here's your drink!
Person with standards: I asked for chocolate milk, not milk with chocolate. I can't drink this. I send it back.

by ilovechoccymilk May 26, 2022