1) A handjob on holiday involving 2 people who just met.
2) A mythical scenario involving: A deck chair, 3 leprachauns, a banana and 500ml of maple syrup.
3) A Swordfight involving 2 penis's battling in out in a test of endurance and strength.
2) A mythical scenario involving: A deck chair, 3 leprachauns, a banana and 500ml of maple syrup.
3) A Swordfight involving 2 penis's battling in out in a test of endurance and strength.
1) Becky and Steve went to the front deck to start up a jumping donkey.
2) Last night my girlfriend asked me if i was interested in having a Jumping Donkey.
3) The party became extremely heated after Jeff and Mark partook in a Jumping Donkey in the living room.
2) Last night my girlfriend asked me if i was interested in having a Jumping Donkey.
3) The party became extremely heated after Jeff and Mark partook in a Jumping Donkey in the living room.
by xmilleniumx January 24, 2015

by Slappy The Clown January 12, 2008

A person you hate. Used as an insult, literally meaning "he who fucks a donkey"
stems from the roman word donkeyfuckerous maximums.
stems from the roman word donkeyfuckerous maximums.
My roommate kept me up till 5 talking to his girlfriend. I hate that donkey fucker.
That damn guy almost merged into my car. Donkey fucker.
That damn guy almost merged into my car. Donkey fucker.
by Macgyverman1123 January 10, 2014

A sexual act where a man penetrates another persons anus , ejaculates and urinates, then has it squirted back into his mouth.
Jonny begged for weeks , and finally , Kate decided to let him get his birthday wish for a Steaming Donkey!! He was thrilled and they kissed deeply afterwards.
by fignutz1 July 21, 2016

Hugo: Have a mint or something - your breath stinks!
Trixie: Sorry, I just ate donkey.
Jerry: Do you want to eat donkey? You've been looking good and I...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at eat donkey.
Samantha: That dinner you made for me last night was delicious, but now it tastes like crap.
Fred: um...
Trixie: Sorry, I just ate donkey.
Jerry: Do you want to eat donkey? You've been looking good and I...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at eat donkey.
Samantha: That dinner you made for me last night was delicious, but now it tastes like crap.
Fred: um...
by jbah December 29, 2010

A donkey shlong is a penis as dirty as Mexico, known as rusty, corkscrewed, fucked all together. Specific to anal sex
by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 18, 2015

The Call of Duty Move originally done by xbox live gamer tag Snatchier Pigeon and Ballboy007
This move is when you prone or crouch behind a teammate or enemy and knife them in the back while yelling "DONKEY PUNCH!"
This can be used to annoy teammates or simply get revenge on annoying teammates
This move is when you prone or crouch behind a teammate or enemy and knife them in the back while yelling "DONKEY PUNCH!"
This can be used to annoy teammates or simply get revenge on annoying teammates
by Snatchier Pigeon April 10, 2009
