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Jumping Donkey

1) A handjob on holiday involving 2 people who just met.
2) A mythical scenario involving: A deck chair, 3 leprachauns, a banana and 500ml of maple syrup.
3) A Swordfight involving 2 penis's battling in out in a test of endurance and strength.
1) Becky and Steve went to the front deck to start up a jumping donkey.
2) Last night my girlfriend asked me if i was interested in having a Jumping Donkey.
3) The party became extremely heated after Jeff and Mark partook in a Jumping Donkey in the living room.
by xmilleniumx January 24, 2015
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donkey disnogafa

No one knows what it means but it is an insult
You are a Donkey Disnogafa
Hey your a son of a Donkey Disnogafa
by Slappy The Clown January 12, 2008
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donkey fucker

A person you hate. Used as an insult, literally meaning "he who fucks a donkey"
stems from the roman word donkeyfuckerous maximums.
My roommate kept me up till 5 talking to his girlfriend. I hate that donkey fucker.

That damn guy almost merged into my car. Donkey fucker.
by Macgyverman1123 January 10, 2014
mugGet the donkey fuckermug.

Steaming Donkey

A sexual act where a man penetrates another persons anus , ejaculates and urinates, then has it squirted back into his mouth.
Jonny begged for weeks , and finally , Kate decided to let him get his birthday wish for a Steaming Donkey!! He was thrilled and they kissed deeply afterwards.
by fignutz1 July 21, 2016
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Eat Donkey

Hugo: Have a mint or something - your breath stinks!
Trixie: Sorry, I just ate donkey.

Jerry: Do you want to eat donkey? You've been looking good and I...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at eat donkey.

Samantha: That dinner you made for me last night was delicious, but now it tastes like crap.
Fred: um...
by jbah December 29, 2010
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Donkey shlong

A donkey shlong is a penis as dirty as Mexico, known as rusty, corkscrewed, fucked all together. Specific to anal sex
Yeah, I fucked her up the arse with my donkey shlong
by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 18, 2015
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Donkey Punch

The Call of Duty Move originally done by xbox live gamer tag Snatchier Pigeon and Ballboy007

This move is when you prone or crouch behind a teammate or enemy and knife them in the back while yelling "DONKEY PUNCH!"

This can be used to annoy teammates or simply get revenge on annoying teammates
I just totally Donkey Punch'd this guy
by Snatchier Pigeon April 10, 2009
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