I'm not reading that

A phrase used for when a piece of text disgusts you.

Person A: Hey, can you go on Urban Dictionary and look up Surprise Party?

Person B: *looks it up*

... I'm not reading that.

by ChameleonDragon December 21, 2019

i'm coughing

A term that is used for when someone is laughing so hard they begin to cough and sometimes the term can also be used to exaggerate the humor of such a joke / situation.

Jenna: Did you hear what Brad said last night, Jessica?

Jessica: No, what did Brad say?

Jenna: Brad was telling me about the time of when he got robbed by a Girlscout.

Jessica: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M COUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Daey August 3, 2016

i'm fuzzy

1. When you feel the fuzzy for someone
2. When you are so drunk on sleep deprivation that you just declare "I'm fuzzy"
3. You actually managed to stop being lazy and did something good so you feel fuzzy inside
4. You finally grew facial hair

Did you hear?
Amherst and Iguana feel fuzzy for each other!
Really?
Yeah they both said i'm fuzzy at prom

by Fuzzy Iguana June 6, 2018

I'm PINGING

Variety of drugs taken within a few hours.

Exposed to the sun for approx 12 till lobster red for full effect

When the word 'pinging' is spoken tone of voice increases.

1. Help me man , I'm fucking PINGING !!

2. I'M PINGING!
3. Arrrrghhh I'm pinging!

by GreatR September 18, 2018

I'm fine

When a woman says that 'she's fine', it means that you should be running.

Husband: "How are you today?"
Wife: "I'm fine."

by DrakoTheDragon December 11, 2020

I'm game

That is something I am up for; count me in.

"Yo, who wants to go catch a movie?"

"I'm game"

by LaundroStud April 28, 2004

i'm decreased

a stupid phrase people use instead of saying "I'm deceased", Meaning I'm dead or "lol".
Its stupid af don't use it.

Alex: "Yo Mrs.Lewis's car was graffitied "
Kyra: "I'm decreased"

by pcepshomie January 7, 2017