by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022
A person who tries to give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is caught by another person.
by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022
Using one hand to scroll through pornography on Tumblr while using the other hand to manually stimulate the genitals.
by TastyManBeef November 09, 2017
When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'
by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022
One of the Perks was the best-tasting and most affordable instant coffees available in North America before being discontinued. It’s disappearance has to led to many people discontinuing their life.
Kroger executive: “Wow this instant coffee tastes like real coffee, let’s get rid of it and sell powdered diarrhea instead.”
One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”
One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”
by dirtshirty May 05, 2024
"I got in trouble for being the only one of my brothers to call my mum on mothers day! Those pricks really gave me the old Hamo one-two!"
by AliceDHunt May 08, 2013
That metaphorical jewish octopus encircling the globe. They might change their names (the Cabal, Illuminati, Freemasons, The Committee of 300, Communist International aka COMINTERN, the Bilderberg Group, New World Order, World Economic Forum aka WEF, Globalists, Elites, Deep State, globohomo, etc) but their goals never change: a Totalitarian One World Government under a One World Jewry. Check the defunct Georgia Guidestones for "hints" about the envisioned reality after the Great Reset under the NWO/OWJ.
When I listen to globohomo I hear: the CONvid Plandemic was a great window of opportunity to bring the Great Reset, a neo-feudalist society where all goyim will eat the goyslop bugs, have nothing and be happy brainwashed by GoyFlix while being ruled from the shadows by the One World Jewry.
by xythras January 29, 2024