When somebody blows a really sloppy fart, that sounds so loud and so wet, that it sounds like a pig's deep-mud snorting.
"After he ate 10 out of the 20 cabbage rolls, his *wet-booty-a'slappin' * sounded like he had major piggy butt!"
by GEMiNi ~The Twin Talent February 7, 2022
Get the piggy buttmug. When a lady lies on her side and uses her butt, to knock on your barn doors to simply ask, “can your dick come out to play”.
Usually in the spoon, cuddling position but sometimes standing if she is tall enough.
Usually in the spoon, cuddling position but sometimes standing if she is tall enough.
She said she was tired and going to sleep with her back to me, however her Butt Knocking made it clear she wanted some dick.
by Splane750 September 25, 2020
Get the butt knockingmug. Butt Lice are the most invasive and hard to control type of Pube Lice there ever was. There hasnt been a cure yet because even scientists catch them almost immediately. A force to be reckoned with, these species cannot be eradicated fully. These creatures are in fact not a subspecies of Lice, they mutate constantly. Burying themselves inside the butthole crevices and waiting to transform whenever ‘treated’. Having Butt Lice has only been known to be transmitted via Butt Sex. The risk is real, and millions of people will contract it and eventually die from infection.
If you have Butt Lice, it’s illegal for you to withold that information before we make Butt Sex happen. It should be in your online dating bio. If its not, thats illegal too. You’ll go to jail if you don’t tell your butt partner before you meet them in person.
by Theonlybuttlicesurvivor December 4, 2022
Get the Butt licemug. The action of separating and closing ones butt cheeks while talking. Giving the allusion that the butt is speaking.
by TheMagicTy February 28, 2016
Get the Butt talkmug. A large, 3-6cm wide pole used to be inserted into the anus for maximum penetration. Typically used with and or by a partner. The length of the pole varies according to the size/depth of the rectal cavity and is most commonly used by closeted straight men. You probably know many of these men.
John picked up a male hooker to try out his new 11 inch butt pole after his wife turned down the idea.
by Likemadick July 7, 2023
Get the butt polemug. A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.
"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."
by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019
Get the Vertical Butt Weldmug. A term used for individuals from the coal region of Pennsylvania, notably Northumberland and Schuylkill counties. It comes from the local dialect where "Hey Bud" sounds like "Ho Butt." Ho Butts are known for having a love of off roading and heavy drinking.
by Aknut47 April 14, 2025
Get the Ho Buttmug.