SM Alam

The unexpected main character. A dude with sharp features, intense wide eyes, and a stare so strong it feels like he's buffering reality. Rocking the lowkey hoodie fit, light facial hair combo, and that "I didn't try but I still stand out" face. Looks calm and chaotic at the same time

He looks normal until you realize BOOM, Its SM Alam

by Lowkirkenuenly January 14, 2026

White Alabama roll tide

The action of where a man has his tip tied or sealed while he ejaculates multiple times, then when a woman is lactating the main ejaculates again while releasing the rest of his semen on the woman's chest while she is lactating in an up and down motion resembling a white wave while yelling roll tide.

Yeah I gave my cousin a white Alabama roll tide last night.

by Xyazo_cuk January 16, 2026

doing an alan

On Pro Evo running down the line then cutting inside just before you reach the bi-line and passing it to a player on the penalty spot, for people with no skillz!

He's fucking doing an alan again

Yeah hes got no Killa Skillz!

by markku007 November 11, 2008

pulled an alan

When you are sooooo drunk(out of your mind) that you shitttt all over yourself and laugh about it!

omfg i think i just pulled an alan all over myself.

by am4life14 December 24, 2007

pulled an Alan

When you sodomize a one night stand avoiding lube, spit, or anything else that may aid the penetration

She couldn't walk right for a week after he pulled an Alan on her

He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan

by andromeda123 August 3, 2010

Harolds Cross Alabama

As a prelude to vigorous forking, a woman with powerfully starched hair penetrates the gaping anus of her man victim. This also results in a hairstyle known as the 'Harolds Brown'

"I had a yen for a Harolds Cross Alabama last night, and the mot reamed me with her stiff gruaig'"

by theharoldsXforker October 31, 2011

pulling a alacorn

When you take shit and talk on palringo

Hey guys i am pulling a alacorn

by DaFudgePacker November 6, 2013