My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do
by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

by Hehhemaster3056 November 22, 2021

A very useless comeback.
When little kids say this they are basically saying that they have no comebacks left. This sentence also can be used when a person says something that's nothing about them but they still reply with "no one asked"
Also whoever uses this is also a stupid shit.
When little kids say this they are basically saying that they have no comebacks left. This sentence also can be used when a person says something that's nothing about them but they still reply with "no one asked"
Also whoever uses this is also a stupid shit.
Random person: Guys... my family died so i'm not gonna be here for a few days
Some random ass kid: No one asked dude!🤓🤓🤓🤓
Some random ass kid: No one asked dude!🤓🤓🤓🤓
by anonymous August 4, 2023

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

A fascist or racist. Or a man who primarily uses intimidation and untrue conspiracy theories as a means to prove he is a man, which most of the time isn't true.
by CoasterMan13 January 3, 2022

by Sister Rock July 15, 2024

Ope!
Hym "Here's an easy one. In the bathroom. I'm not even actually pooping! Stabstabstab! Child stab! Hehehehehehehe....."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
