I'll scoot a hump on ye

I will hit you and leave you with a bump, usually said by parents and grandparent

If you keep shouting at me young man, I'll scoot a hump on ye

by Derry Irish November 5, 2021

20-20 humility

A play on 20-20 hindsight, 20-20 humility is experienced after a failure due to hubris.

With 20-20 humility and great regret I offer my apologies to those adversely affected by surgeries I performed while under the influence of psychotropics, without a medical license, and indeed without any real understanding of physiology.

by FistyBiscits69 November 15, 2021

eating the flesh of humans

you eat flesh, basically being a cannibal

somebody: i have been eating the flesh of humans.
somebody else: ok.

somebody: *s̶͎̣͗́̀̽̄̈́͘͠t ̩̭̲͇͍̀͌̀͐ͅa ̡̜͖͔̺͍̥̥̬̳͖͚͖̂͒̏͠r ̨̼͔͕̣̱͇͒̊͋͊̄̅̒͛̏̏͐̿͊e ̱͍̥̻̟̰̹̯̥͊̈́̒̾̔̈́̃͑̕̚ş̶̢̯͎͈̖͊́̃̉̏͐̔̃͊̚͘͝*

by YOUAREALONE9999 August 8, 2021

National Dry Hump Day

National Dry hump day is held on September 2nd

National dry Hump Day Is September 2nd

by Heyyy251673 September 1, 2021

dog leg humper

terrible insult, if you use this you will make everyone within a 1000 mile radius begin breaking down crying

guy 1: what is wrong with you you are a dog leg humper go die

dog leg humper

by toilet struggler September 2, 2021

_me_of_the_human_race_

The most beautiful amazing talented girl I’ve ever met she is the root of all happiness and when anime designers make anime girls they use her as a reference

Someone:Who’s someone amazing? Me: _me_of_the_human_race_

by Unpr1c3dmag3 September 4, 2021

dodo-fragil-dodo-pene-humpty-dumptytarinsm

A verb which mainly means "high treason, insult to others both higher and lower, he who has no chill" if you ever commit this you'll be killed on sight

(person 1): Man not EVERYONE can be an Olympian
(person 2): I feel insulted did you just commit dodo-fragil-dodo-pene-humpty-dumptytarinsm on me?!

by Lord clem the thridst September 7, 2021