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Baby

A stupid little idiot who crys, poops their pants, and pees their pants. They don't even pay taxes! They also kick women in their belly, and when they do it it's fine, but when someone else does it, that's "illegal". Like come on man.
Guy 1: My wife just had a baby
Guy 2: Go get the milk
Guy 1: yeah
by TheRandom5550 May 26, 2023
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Na’vi’a baby nursing method

This is when the baby daughter sucks on her father dick to get sperm out to drink it for milk or the baby son sucks on his mother nipples to suck semen out of it for milk to drink for nourishment. Until it can eat solid foods
Na’vi’a baby nursing method is used by all her race. They say she’s a genius and revered like a god to be the best of them. She feels better than everyone else and don’t think highly of anyone else especially because of this method she started 6 years ago and everyone been doing it. How are the babies now?
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Katie Baby

A scandalous sex position involving an over the average height blonde, a zebra and some ferro roches.
Tim: Hey Jim, What you getting up to tonight Bro?
Jim: A nothing much dude, just having a Chinese, maybe the wife will finally let me do the Katie Baby!
by YoungGmadtinginnit January 29, 2021
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baby-baiting

to attempt to, or succeed in hooking up with someone much younger than oneself
Jay:Did you see Matt baby-baiting Nicole's kid sister last night?

Kay:So totally, bro. Matt is such a cradlesnatcher!
by crzydoktor August 24, 2009
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Baby

the definition of “Baby” is defined as Hannah Garcia. As she cries about everything, takes naps 24/7, and eats all the time.
oh my god you’re being such a Baby right now, stop eating, stop crying, and don’t you take another sad nap!”
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Baby

Someone who goes by the name Bajo.
"Aw look at this cute baby!"
"That's definitely a Bajo!"
by CaptainL March 20, 2022
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Bovril Baby

When you have a humongous shit it is your bovril baby (see bovril basher)
sorry mum my bovril baby just clogged the upstairs bog
by theacer December 18, 2020
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